#soundslikeatomicbomb

[howd-i-get-here-blog1]

Tries to go down stairs quietly at midnight to get a glass of water.

Trips over a pair of shoes

Falls down a flight of stairs

Steps on every creaky floorboard

Phone blasts music as loud as physically possible

Runs into a llama

And when you finally get your glass of water you drop it and get glass and water everywhere