I put the whole can of soup in my mouth and use my body heat to warm it up. I then swallow it whole like a snake.
if another one of you fuckers sends me an ask like this i’m turning off anon. face me like a man you coward
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I put the whole can of soup in my mouth and use my body heat to warm it up. I then swallow it whole like a snake.
if another one of you fuckers sends me an ask like this i’m turning off anon. face me like a man you coward
ah yes, the current phandom discourse.
“WHY ARE YOU BUYING POSTS AT THE SOUP STORE?!“
“FUCK YOU!“
Me: throws discourse into the groupchat and dips
ok but my answer to the soup discourse is. logically i know they taste better heated by stove. in fact i do believe they taste better by stove. however im a lazy binch and you will never catch me touching a real life stove ever when microwaves take less time. what im saying is we microwave soup because we are lazy fucks
Soup me up baby
i just wanted to make a funny post
@d-o-t-s you motherfucker. you make me sick. im going to have to eat some good wholesome soup to get over how sick you make me
You're all fools and heathens. Just eat it cold straight from the can.
FUCK YOU GET OUT OF HERE SFJSJFSJGSJGSG