Former Raft Co-op Speedrun World Record Holder

Tyl 29 she/him cisn't putting the bi back in biphobia Icon by @lucian-art Twitter: lethalAeipathy Twitch: https://twitch.tv/lethalaeipathy

[lethalaeipathy]

I’m live on twitch streaming We Were Here Forever in the dumbest way possible. Check out my twitch above or check out me and @notsoheadless multistream link here

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

[ff14hermes]

xion day!!! i had to contribute something for her :)

(bonus sketches below)

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

[thememedaddy]

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[desinteresse]

Putting this poor woman on blast but sometimes you just need to blog for a bit

[desinteresse]

Sometimes the groupchat won’t cut it and I have to air my grievances to 10.000 strangers online. You know how it is

[what-even-is-thiss]

The American mindset, that being distantly related to a farmhand who left in 18-something, somehow means you have meaningful claims to a country's citizenship is unironically insane.

That’s literally how German citizenship works currently lol

[what-even-is-thiss]

If my direct ancestors had registered at a German consulate when they came to the US I would already be going through the process of getting German citizenship. The only reason I’m not is that they were poor and didn’t have time for it.

Poverty cuts off one’s ties to the old country and makes people say you have no claim to it. Interesting, that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know until relatively recently German citizenship only followed the father? Meaning someone born outside of Germany to a German mother and non German father had no right to citizenship.

These rules are made up. They’re stupid rules. Citizenship requirements for residence somewhere are stupid. I’m not allowed to live in a place that I have cultural ties to and have family living there. Is that not stupid? Like what’s your requirements for who deserves to live in a place?

[onetruelurker]

My partner’s dad is exploring Italian citizenship and interestingly enough his grandfather had to renounce his Italian citizenship when he was naturalized an American - but his grandmother didn’t have to because she was a woman. If your ancestor renounced citizenship you can’t claim descent but if they didn’t you can. So currently the family’s citizenship case rests on a sexist legal loophole from the early 1900s.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah, citizenship law. I hate it so much.

[nerathul]

I wonder if that 'Only men' rule had something to do with conscription, since only men could be conscripted, what if they had two citizenship from opposing countries? But just a wild guess.

[ulyssessimpsongrant]

There’s actually an ongoing issue regarding a Togolese family descended from a German man married to a Togolese woman arguing the family isn’t entitled to German citizenship because Germany didn’t recognize interracial marriage at the time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know that’s a pretty bad look for a country supposedly trying to restore citizenship to as many people as possible to correct their past wrongs. I mean Germany does plenty of other stuff to have a bad look just like any other country but this is definitely one of them.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh btw I forgot to mention. If any of y’all are descendants of Jewish holocaust survivors, whether your ancestors were German citizens or not, you might qualify for German citizenship so you might wanna look into that to see if it applies to you. Doesn’t matter the gender of your ancestors either because they’re working on restoring citizenship to people who lost it because of the stupid woman rule.

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know the FBI and CIA get thousands of tips a day and they look into all of them but like 99% of them turn out to be nothing.

Anyways the government choosing to release literally all files related to anything are gonna fuel conspiracy theories because the conspiracy theorists are gonna assume that those bullshit tips must mean something

So basically President 47 choosing to release files related to the 2020 election is almost certainly sending the conspiracy theorists into a spiral right now combing over all of those nothing burgers and was obviously extremely irresponsible of him but what else is new

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know this guy is also whining about how China had access to voter rolls

In a lot of states, literally everyone has access to voter roles? You’ve just gotta request it or pay for it? Like that’s not some kind of conspiracy. That’s just how the system works.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ja. Dictators like when wannabe dictators win elections. Fancy that.

[toastyglow]

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

[toastyglow]

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

[toastyglow]

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

[toastyglow]

fine I will concede: you CAN actually put something in there while maintaining the vibes, but it should complement the location instead of just being a generic scary guy you could put literally anywhere

[corvidcall]

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

[o0fyuu0o]

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

[sun-cheyne]

Also just a handy, DIY air filter in general, if a bit bulky. For a less bulky and cheaper (but also less effective) solution, you can simply tape one filter to the fan, cut a shroud if you'd like.

[snowriddenwolf]

just FYI, this is quite literally what the climate scientists at my work who specialized in wildfire smoke impacts recommend. it works great, it's cheap to make, and it will make a noticeable impact on your air quality.

[mechanicalriddle]

i have asthma & keep one of these running in my room perpetually. after I set it up the difference in my sleep quality was pretty much night and day. Dont waste your time on proprietary air filters; SIMPLY bust out the duct tape

[empire-of-light]

if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass

[muzzlesbian]

[hellspawnmotel]

sora catches a case of the genders

[katestewartt]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) // THE MARTIAN (2015)

[apollos-boyfriend]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[sherbertilluminated]

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

[thearrogantemu]

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

[theoppositeofprofound]

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

[goblinindenial]

Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD

[haarlow]

A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.

[cyranope]

damoclean task: the thing you've been putting off long enough that it becomes a constantly hanging doom over your head

pyrrhic task: you can get it done but it's going to cost you

medean task: you can get it done and you don't care what it costs you

dionysian task: task that might not be -better- if you do it drunk, but -will- definitely be more fun

hegelochic task: it was a simple job, but your name will be recorded in the annals of history for how impressively you fucked it up

task of theseus: a project for which the parameters have changed so many times that you're not sure it IS still the same task

gordian task: ok technically there Is a Right Way to do this but it's going to be fiddly and awful and take forever and what if. what if you just said fuck it. and started slicing

[crystaltoa]

Orphean task: You are the only person even capable of attempting it, yet it also seems maliciously designed for you, specifically, to fail at.