#souppost

[torqued-queer]

Queer first. Trans, Polyamorous, Partnered.

DNIs don't work so I'm not gonna entertain the concept of them. If the vibes are off, I just Block 🤷‍♀️

Asks and DMs open; Tell me that you think I'm hot 😚

(how do people even characterize themselves in these... like I'm supposed to remember who I am, what I like? 😳) what else is pressing to put here??

I like electronics. I build and race homemade electric go-karts with other queer people for fun. You could come spectate a race if we race near you! (Or hell, you wanna build one too? The league is always looking for more participants!! Grab a welder and get queer with it. Seriously send me an ask or a message or something about it and I will get you started building your own go kart so fast)

Forklift certified (haven't used it in a handful of years but they don't lapse apparently?? I hear this is supposed to endear me to you)

Tags below the cut:

Tags im really gonna try to actually use:

#woag -- reblogging amazing pics of my mutuals

#terkw -- photos (lewds, let's be real) of me (the PIE root of both Torque and Queer, *terkw- meaning "to twist".)

#Power Racing Series -- posts about my homemade electric go kart racing league.

#souppost -- reblogs about soups

#DiaryPosting -- real life thoughts straight from my brain

[i-kill-and-kill-and-kill]

seeing yourself in the spoon after you pull it from your mouth is the soup equivalent of the camera watching the reflection of you walking away in the pool of blood

[guillotinedream]

What was the deal with the “soup is uncool” trend a few years ago i feel like a lot of people used to make fun of soup for being like a cringe food to eat. Its literally the coolest food we have. Every single culture has a soup its like integrally tied to our humanity and evolution. Soups are nutritionally dense and good for you AND they taste good and are easy to make. Whats the problem

[rwbyofmyheart]

why 3 tumblrinas shouldn’t be on a gc together

@jaytheaceenby @raccoonnutella13 I’m looking at you two

[violentalbino-real]

@souptoon playing super mario wonder: the fucking- the unnecessarily long flagpole.

me: "..."

me: "."

me: "..i have an unnecessarily long flagpole."

soup, without skipping a beat: "Your penis is not that long."