#sour toe

[i-want-a-bagel]

has anyone written a sourtoe izzy story yet?

please tell me someone has written a sourtoe izzy story

[malloryrunsaway]

Ran over to Sourdough Saloon, to do the SourToe Cocktail. 

Basically, that thing on the salt? That's a real human toe. Petrified and saved in salt. We paid $5, were given a glass with a shot of Yukon Jack in it, and wandered over to the table, where we were given a captains hat and had it plunked in our glass. 

At which point we knocked back our glass, kissed the toe and were handed our certificate of completion. 

I can't make this shit up.  I don't know if ANYTHING else I do in life will out weird this moment of my life.