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[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 70

Jason: If I run and leap at Roy, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Jason, running: Coming in!

Roy: No-I'm-holding-coffee! *drops coffee and catches him*

Jason: Knock knock.

Roman: Who's there?

Jason: Amish Hank.

Roman: Amish Hank who?

Jason: Imma shank you! *stabs*

[cruger2984]

Adonis: Whew! Okay, I did the rope. I did half a sit up. Why can't I lose weight?! All I've been eating are these rice cakes.

Koga: Those are Rice Krispie Treats, dumbass!

[incorrectlegallyblondequotes]

Elle: Didn’t you see what happened in class? Vivienne sicked attack dogs on me!

Warner: No she didn’t

Elle: Emotional attack dogs!

[incorrectmahoyakuquotes]

Nero: Heathcliff thinks I'm an asshole now. He doesn't even know that I spiked his coffee. Good think I'll never tell a soul. It… Wait a minute. Am I thinking this or saying this?! Heathcliff: (spit takes) YOU SPIKED MY COFFEE!? Nero: Oops. Heathcliff: (summons his pocketwatch) Repsev Aivulp Sunos! Nero: OUUCHH!!!

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Take it all in, kids. This is nature in all it's majesty. Welcome to 315PRO.

Teru, during a PV for the agency's promotion

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Grow! Grow, damn you, grow! Or do you want this to happen to you? They don't even respond to threats.

Hideo, to his cacao plant

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Haruna: Jun thinks I'm an asshole now. He doesn't even know that I spiked his coffee. Good think I'll never tell a soul. It… Wait a minute. Am I thinking this or saying this?! Jun: (spit takes) YOU SPIKED MY COFFEE!? Haruna: Oops.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Winnie the Pooh never had to deal with this bullshit.

Shu, during his Roblox session