When the Great Sage is Away...

Est. 2025. Welcome to Incorrect MahoYaku Quotes!

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You guys are cold, heartless, AND devoid of calcium.

Figaro, while facing a horde of demons during the Great Calamity

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Nero: What is he talking about? Bradley: Nice ego. How do you know he's not talking to me? Can't I be someone's darling? Nero: YOU BET ME FOR A NICKEL?!!! (strangles Bradley by the collar) Bradley: But it was a shiny nickel!

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Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself the most.

Heathcliff

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Rustica: (sings) I hanker for a hunk of, a slab or slice or chunk of, I hanker for a hunk of cheese! When your get-up-and-go has got up and went- (door knocking) Rustica: Hi, Chloe. Chloe: Pardon me, Rustica. I live next door. It is 3:30 in the morning. I am very tired. Rustica: Look, a wagon wheel. Chloe: What the hell is your problem? Rustica: I just smoked a whole bunch of crack!

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All right. I guess this is the night bitches die.

Owen, during the Great Calamity

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Shylock: (gets seductive) You know, I'm not wearing any briefs. Rustica: Don't worry. We can always throw that chair out.

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I can't eat jackass meat without ketchup!

Bradley

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Figaro: I'm gonna be the oldest one there, and you know they're gonna laugh at me. Lennox: Look, you're the oldest one here and you don't see us laughing.

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If you don't tell me who sprung the leak, you'll be expelled for at least a week.

Rutile, to Mitile and Riquet

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Nero: I'd always dreamed that my wedding ring would come from a gum ball machine. Faust: I don't know if you've heard but my family in the midst of some financial difficulties.

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Since I'm a king of my word, you're free to go and pursue the blanket or bed covering of your choice.

Mitile

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Cain: Arthur-sama. What exactly is your plan? Arthur: Save everyone and get home safely. Cain: That's not a plan, that's a wishlist!

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They made me work my ass off. Gave me one shitty mission after another.

Oz

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Heathcliff: I would like to point out, again, that neither of you are wearing your safety goggles. Shino: Those are for nerds. Nero: Yeah. Nerds. Heathcliff: They're important if you want to have nerdy things like eyes.

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I just wanna know what kind of firepower this sucker is packing.

Bradley, on his magic rifle

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Riquet: Owen's story reveals the glamorous life of a professional gold digger. He also makes up a bunch of stories, like the time Cain said he looked so cunt. Owen: (pisses off at a snickering Cain)

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Love? Love fades away. But things? Things are forever.

Shylock