The Henchmen National Anthem
Jesse: We could’ve been anything we wanted to be.
James: But don’t it make your heart glad.
Meowth: That we decided, a fact we take pride in.
Together: We became the best at being bad!
Goomba: We could’ve been anything we wanted to be.
Bullet Billly: With all the talent we had.
Koopa Trooper: No doubt about it, we whine and we pout it.
Together: We’re the very best at being bad guys!
Pigma: We’re rotten to the core.
Andrew: And my congratulations no one likes you anymore.
Panther: Bad guys!
Leon: we’re the very worst. Each of us contemptible, we’re criticized and cursed
Together: We made the big time, malicious and mad! We’re the very best at being bad!
Reno: We could’ve been anything we wanted to be.
Tsung: We took the easy way out.
Rude: With little training, we mastered complaining.
Together: Manners seemed unnecessary. We’re so rude, it’s almost scary.
All Henchmen: We could’ve been anything that we wanted to be. With all the talent we had. With little practice, we made every black list.We’re the very best at being bad! We’re the very best at being bad! We’re the very best at being bad!