Yosemite Sam: [sitting at the counter inside the Tarasco Bar] The stranger shot ‘im, walked over to the bartender, paid, and left.
Bartender: So the bartender lived?
[laughing]
Bartender: The bartender never gets shot!
Sam: But as the stranger neared the door...
[Bartender pulls a shotgun. Sam shoots the bartender]
Sam: Nope, the bartender got it worse than anybody.














