Inncorrect Wandering Inn Quotes

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“You know, sometimes my conscience bothers me … but not this time.”

Klbkch, burying his growing empathetic side once again.

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Reassuring

Ryoka: "I think Harry Houdini did this once, and if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time." Erin: "Well, that's reassuring."

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Suspicious

Erin: "You're suspicious." Pisces: "Sitting here? Out in the open, drinking blue juice? I wonder what kind of hell I would have raised had I ordered your pasta."

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"I think threatening to kill me is a bit redundant considering we're all about to die anyway."

Pisces, to Yvlon

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"I just want to slap your hideous beautiful face."

Klbkch, to Wrymvr

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"Why would I be horny? I am not an antelope."

Pawn, early in his relationship with Lyon

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Trustworthy

Zevara (about Erin): “Watchman Klbkch, do you trust this woman?” Klbkch: “I absolutely trust her.” Zevara: “She's not some kind of madwoman, then?” Klbkch: “...I absolutely trust her.”

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Terrible Past

Laken: "What if I told you I used to be an ordinary person?" Durene: "I do not care how terrible your past was, Laken."

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"People with talent often have the wrong impression that things will go exactly as they think it should."

Erin

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"Exams are an opportunity to teach correctly the meaning of winning and losing, of strong and weak. Students soak up heaping helpings of successes and setbacks! Take in now what it means to win and what it means to lose!"

Niers, to his students

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"Do whatever you want to do with me. I'll work out in the street if I have to. I'll pitch a tent, I'll work from a cave, but I will never, *never* give in to the likes of you!"

Erin, being threatened with eviction.

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Persuasive

Viceria (about Seborn): "He's different, and I don't have time to argue. He's going to need your help. [pleading voice] Please, my Swashbuckling Sea Stud?" Wailant: "No!" Viceria [pleading voice]: "Please?" Wailant: "Nu uh!" Viceria [pleading voice]: "Pretty please?" Wailant: "Nyet!" Viceria [pleading voice]: "I'll be your best friend..." Wailant: "Forget it!" Viceria [flirtatiously]: "I'll make it worth your while..." Wailant: "Not gonna happen!" Viceria [pleading voice]: "But I'm your wife..." Wailant [sigh]: "Fine..."

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History

About Erin who is obviously glaring at Magnolia. Magnolia: "We have history together." Tyrion: "That would explain the distrustful look on her face."

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The Watch

Saliss: "I think it's time to set aside our differences." Bird: "Not by my watch."

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Thinking

Az'keresh: "What's all the racket? I can hardly hear myself think." Toren: "It's hard enough for you to think as it is."

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Reinstatement

Ceria (about reinstating Calruz into the Horns of Hammerad): "You know, we could use someone who's really... strong!" Ksmvr: "And loud." Yvlon: "And grumpy." Pisces: "And oblivious to reality." (Ceria and Yvlon glare at him and he shrugs nonchalantly.)

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"Hey, King, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! And you- you're Revenge of the Ugly!"

Rasea Zecrew, taunting Flos, Orthenon, Ulyse, and Mars