Sep 21, 2022
Karkat: REMEMBER, JOHN. THE GREATEST MAGIC OF ALL, DO YOU REMEMBER?
John: ...is friendship.
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Karkat: FRIENDSHIP? FRIENDS DIE ALL THE TIME! WHAT AN INSANE--
John: No, no! The greatest magic of all is the devil making us believe he doesn't exist!
Karkat: NO, THAT'S A HUMAN SAYING! LISTEN TO ME.
Karkat: "FRIENDSHIP"? FUCK!
Karkat: ALL THIS "LOVE IS THE GREATEST MAGIC OF ALL"; SO, IN A WAR, IF A MOTHER GRUB AND HER WIGGLERS GET FUCKING ICED OUTSIDE THEIR CAVERNS, WAS THE PROBLEM THAT THEY DIDN'T LOVE EACH OTHER ENOUGH?
Karkat: THAT'S CRAZY, JOHN! LOVE IS NOT MAGIC.
Karkat: MAGIC IS MAGIC; LOVE IS LOVE.
John: Ok, what's the answer, cokehead?
Karkat: CHRONOMANCY!