Gilbert: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Buddy: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Shiny: Drunk.
Don: Wasted.
Tiny: Dead.
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Gilbert: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Buddy: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Shiny: Drunk.
Don: Wasted.
Tiny: Dead.
Haruka: d-did you just kiss me?
Michiru: Haruka, we're literally married.
Todd: Mister Andy, why don't you have a wife?
Andy: Oh, I'm gay.
Todd: What does that mean?
Andy: It means I like men, not women.
Todd: Oh. Why don't you have a husband then?
Andy: ...
Andy: Listen here, you little shit-
yoongi: *falls down the stairs*
hoseok: *catches him* i think you just...
hoseok:
hoseok:
hoseok: fell for me...
yoongi: put me down rigHT NOW
Andy: *flirts with Dorothy*
Ted: ...
Pancho: You're being real quiet today.
Ted: Nobody plans a murder out loud, Pancho.
Even if he doesn't love Dorothy, I still think Ted would loose it if he saw someone he deemed 'unsuitable' flirting with her.
Pancho: If no one comes from the future to stop us then how bad of a decision could it really be?
Julien: Precisely! Let's go
Maurice: ...
Maurice: Um no
Julien: Sorry everyone. Looks like we're doomed.
Karl: *appearing out of nowhere* Or are you?
Julien: Karl! How do you always know where I am?
Karl: Your tweets are extremely specific.
Robbie: (extremely sleep deprived) What if I poured coffee into my cereal instead of milk?
Sportacus: *back-flips over and takes the coffee pot* What if you didn’t?
bonus (because I can't help myself)
Robbie: How did you even know I was thinking about doing that?! You left at sunrise! I wasn't even up yet!
Sportacus: *smiles gently* Because I know you, Robbie. Now come on- *puts an arm around him* let's get you back into bed.