During an early extermination meeting, probably
(Negotiations between Lucifer and Adam are interrupted by the arrival of Lute) Adam: What, Lute? What is it? Lute: Sir, your son wants to see you. Adam: For the love of... Tell him I am busy! Lucifer: So, as we were saying... Adam: You're a father, right? Lucifer: Oh? Yeah. Adam: It is so difficult! He has no concept of the importance of my work. Lucifer: (seeing an in) I get it. (a little too glib) If he's too hard to handle, then just ship him off. That's what I did with mine. So-- Adam: "Too hard to handle?" (Lute, behind Adam, furiously shakes her head 'no') Lucifer: (backpedaling) I- I mean... Adam: Oh, you think I can't handle my own son? Lucifer: No, no, no. I- I don't think that. Adam: No! Really. Tell me what I'm doing wrong! Lucifer: It's okay, I'm a bad parent, too. Adam: What?! Lucifer: (trying desperately to salvage the situation) None of us know what we're doing. We didn't even want this, right? Adam: Let me remind you who you are dealing with! I'm fucking Adam, the original dick, the fucking man, and a great father! Lucifer: (stammering) Right, why don't we take a little breather... Adam: The negotiation is over.








