#source: ghost-postables

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: Should I commit crimes or just take a nap.

Stiles: hmmm...

Peter: You're taking longer than I expected to answer.

Stiles: ... Maybe we both need a nap.

Peter: Maybe we both need to commit crimes.

Stiles: ... I'm good with either to be honest.

Peter: When did you get so cool?

Stiles: I don't know, let's graffiti Scott's campaign billboard.

Peter: I like this Anarchy Stiles phase. I'll get the spray paint Derek bought last week.

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[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Starlight: Thank you for coming, Miss Ocean Flow. We had some concerns we wanted to share with you about your daughter.

Ocean Flow: Is something wrong with Silverstream?

Starlight: I… I really don’t know how else to put this, but… Have you ever shown your daughter affection?

Ocean Flow: Excuse me?!

Starlight: Look, I’m just concerned! I have to ask because we’re trying to decipher what her behavior means! She’s pack-bonding with anything that has a pulse, and a few things that don’t. Yesterday, she brought an opossum to the school because, and I quote, ‘hims baby’.

Ocean Flow: ….

Starlight: And while Fluttershy has assured us that Mr Hissington is a very polite bag of teeth and hatred, we were very lucky he didn’t have rabies considering all the bite marks we found on your daughter.

Ocean Flow: ……… Do I hug my daughter enough?

[asiriuscrushonmoonyx]

Professor McGonagall: What's your excuse for being late today, Mister Black?

Sirius: I stayed up so late thinking of an excuse for being late that by the time I thought of one I was late.

Professor McGonagall: Detention, Mister Black.

Sirius: That's fair.