#source: hades

[lifeisstrange-incorrectquotes]

Chloe: By my decree, this is not a house without a rug!

David: What have you done to my floor surfaces?!

(later, upon more rugs)

David: Oh, leave the blasted rugs alone for once.

[incorrectdragonage]

Viddasala: I have got to admit, you are really frustrating, Inquisitor. What is it going to take to make you scream? Inquisitor: What, you mean to say Bull never told you? And here I thought you two were close.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Lucifer: Why don't you clean your room so ferociously?

Satan: What, so they could look like your boring room?

Lucifer: You take that back about my room!

Satan: They're boring, I say!

[rwbybutincorrect]

Salem, caught in the massive, Monstra-destroying explosion: Aaand I’m dead.

Salem, a few hours later: *brushes it off* Anyways…

[bbu-fan-blog]

"So, you just plain ran out of time and died, huh? Now that is what I call a ‘deadline’, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"

- Barnaby, probably

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: Oh god. Am I becoming hopelessly obsessed with Jonathan?

Geoffrey: You’ll never be a match for such a champion. 

[magnvmopus]

...forgive me. it is not my place to say much of him, now. may his name yet live. may his soul bask forever in the glory of elysium. no more. fear is for the weak. fear is for the weak. fear is for the weak. fear is for the weak. no more! i cannot risk it all. i cannot risk it all! i cannot risk it all, can i? i have risked everything already, have i not? then, why not risk it all, again? am i to risk it all? why should i? for my own sake, at his own expense? doubtless he drank already from the lethe, and forgot. would i have done the same? would i do the same? ah, life's final cruelty! that we still feel!'

on patroclus.

[little-nightmares-quotes]

The Lady: How was your wanton ransacking of my domain?

Six: My ransacking was a delight, thank you for asking