To be ikemen is suffering.

(HIATUS/Spontaneous Updates) We are all isekai protagonists and these boys are our harem girls. Mostly consists of TKRB and BunAl (TWST, Hypmic, crossovers might appear too) Submissions are welcomed.

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Welcome To Incorrect Joseimuke!

Info/Rules:

Fandoms that will most often appear: TKRB, BunAl, TWST, HypMic, Senjuushi (R/Original).

Fandoms that won't appear/only appear rarely (they won't often make appearances because I'm not in the fandom so I don't know them that well): Obey Me, Ikemen Series, A3, EnStars, I7, etc.

Most of the MC quotes I will often do will have Dominant, Top, Jerk, and Mean MC. I also won't do any Submissive/Bottom MC quotes, so I'm sorry if you prefer that. I will try to tag the MC quotes, so if there's something you don't like you could just mute the tags (#dominant mc, #mean mc).

Occasionally nsfw quotes, so minors please proceed with caution. If you want you could mute/block the #nsfw tag.

Other occasional quotes warnings: Feminization, bl, boob jokes, mpreg, harem quotes, crossovers, fanon/mod's own personal interpretations, might add more in the future.

Submissions are welcomed.

Please don't submit/ask anything inapropriate. Example: Irl political topics/gore/suicide/self harm, harmful stuff, spam, bullying/troll/harassment towards anyone irl, lgbt- phobic/racist/ableist, etc.

Proshipper safe space. Any type of harassment will not be tolerated.

Antis please DNI! And even if you do follow me, I don't want to know, as long as you don't harass me or anyone else we're cool.

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Cat: It's Pride Month, shiso. You know what that means.

Librarian: What? What do you mean? Do you want us to save gay literature? What?

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Konnosuke: It's Pride Month, aruji. You know what that means.

Saniwa: What? What do you mean? Do you want me to make gay swords? What?

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Jade: Serious question: Would you rather be a pet cricket in a dry terrarium or a snail in a humid terrarium?

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Hitoya: Isn't it true that you sell your ass for fifteen dollars on the street?

Judge: Let's phrase the questions within the realm of proper court demeanor please.

Hitoya: Yes, your honor.

Hitoya: Well, let me rephrase this...

Hitoya: Isn't it a fact that on this occasion you went there to sell your ass for fifteen dollars?

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Hitoya: Do you understand that you're under oath?

Jiro: Yes.

Hitoya: What does under oath mean to you?

Jiro: That I'm under eighteen.

Hitoya: You raised your hand and swore to tell the truth. Do you understand what that means?

Jiro: Yes.

Hitoya: What does it mean?

Jiro: That means that I'm under an oath to tell the truth and I swore to tell the truth under oath.

Hitoya: Good.

Jiro: What happens if you don't tell the truth?

Hitoya: If you don't tell the truth, I believe you pretty much go to hell, that's what!

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Asmodeus: You wanna see something spectacular?

Solomon: You’re going to point at your face, aren’t you?

Asmodeus: Nothing is that spectacular. ✩

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Trey: What's the local cuisine like in Halloween Town?

Skully: Well, there's Frog's Breath soup... And they do a lot with Deadly Nightshade!

Trey: Anything less... poisonous?

Skully: There's always candy.

Trey: Now, that I can make!

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Librarian: I think you could use a wash.

Bunal Aktgw: Really? I feel like I just had one.

Librarian: Oh? When was your last bath ?

Bunal Aktgw: Oh, at least a few full moons ago.

Librarian: ... I'll start heating up some water.

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Beelzebub: Check out this buffet!

Belphegor: Those are just rocks...

Beelzebub: All You Can Eat Rocks!

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MC: My boyfriend will see me without my clothes on and say, "Good God, that's the best." And I'll think, "You're mentally ill, and I'm so lucky to have accidentally tricked you into loving me."

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Vargas: Here’s what you need to do, okay? I’m only going to draw this once, so pay attention. All you have to do: move forward. Move all the way forward. Don’t go back, there’s nothing back here. This is empty, you don’t need to go back here. You need to go up here. The end zone is up there. Just go- Just move it up! Just move!

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Azul: Hello my fabulous Yuu!

Yuu: Unprompted flattery means you're up to something.

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Fuku: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go deal with my emotions like a mature responsible adult.

Fuku: *Cries loudly in a closet*

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Murata: Hachikyu, you know internet slang, right?

Hachikyu: ...Yes?

Murata: What does "bussy" mean?

Hachikyu: No nope no no I'm not explaining that no!

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Futasujihi: Do you have a permit for those fireworks?

Sada: Uh, do you have a permit for being totally lame?

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Buzen: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Futasujihi: Get the fuck out of my car!