#source: heist

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Y' know ah say y'know why the chicken crossed the road? Because ah say because the road crossed the chicken.

Foghorn Leghorn to the Barnyard Dog

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Daffy: Why doesn't he shoot me?

Bugs: That's the deal.

Daffy: He ain't gonna shoot me?

Bugs: No.

Daffy: Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's inthsinthcere.

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Daffy: Ain't you a piethce of work?! Speedy: Si. I came all the way from old Mejico een a matchbox.

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Yosemite Sam: This other thing, the western thing, if ah was a publisher ah'd publish the plans. Elmer: Why don't you pubwish the pwans? Sam: Yeah, no, ah said that's what ah would do if ah was a publisher. Unfortunately, ah'm a thief so I have to do that thing.

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Bunny: What, do you want to tell me what made you a carrot thief?

Claude: What made *you* a carrot thief?

Bunny: Nothing made me a carrot thief. I *am* a carrot thief.

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Elmer: Cute pwan, though.

Elmyra: Cute as a wittle bunny wunny.

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Granny: So, this cat, is he cool?

Col. Rimfire: This cat is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.

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I h-h-hate to do anything as drama-drama-dire as c-c-count to three but w-w-one...two...three...

Porky to Cicero