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[potterandpromises]

Lorena: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry. 

Flynn: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid. 

Lorena: You have to teach Iris how to drive. 

Flynn: ...put the band-aid back on.

[potterandpromises]

Wyatt: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. 

Dave: I sleep with a knife. 

Lucy: Both of you are pathetic. 

Wyatt: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? 

Lucy: Flynn.

[potterandpromises]

Rufus: Lucy, I’m afraid. 

Lucy: Just stay close to Flynn. 

Rufus: That's why I’m afraid.

[potterandpromises]

Lorena: The first time I ever got upset in front of Garcia, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Flynn: I was doing both, for your information. 

Lucy: The first time he hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

[potterandpromises]

Lucy: There's beer in the cooler. 

Flynn: What about for the children? 

Lucy: You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer. 

Lorena: Why don't we just give the kids water? 

Lucy: ...I suppose you could do that.

[potterandpromises]

Lucy: I will find us a covered wagon and horses. If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone. 

Wyatt: Oh, please. We're not children. 

*Lucy leaves* 

Wyatt, casually: ...Eat shit and die. 

Flynn, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

[potterandpromises]

Flynn: *holding a knife* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?! 

Rittenhouse goon 1: ... 

Rittenhouse goon 2: ... 

Rittenhouse goon 1: That is such an open-ended question.

Rittenhouse goon 2: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors—

[potterandpromises]

Lucy, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? 

Iris: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. 

Lucy: Ohhhh- 

Flynn: Both of you get out of this kitchen.