#incorrect timeless quotes

[potterandpromises]

Lorena: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry. 

Flynn: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid. 

Lorena: You have to teach Iris how to drive. 

Flynn: ...put the band-aid back on.

[incorrectgarcyquotes]

Flynn: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

[skinnystreakofsexy]

Lucy @ Flynn, at some point, probably: So are you trying to kill me [derogatory] or are you trying to kill me [romantic]?

(insp.)

[theadorelocksly]

Recreating a comic I did back in May of 2020

[emmathompsonsmartini]

“Stupidity has no bedtime, and that’s why I never sleep.”

Garcia Flynn

[nancydfan]

Flynn: Here's Plan A, and there is no Plan B so this better work.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Wyatt: Thanks, mom.

[Everyone freezes and stares at Wyatt]

Wyatt: Why is everyone staring at me?

Jiya: You just called Agent Christopher "mom". You said "thanks, mom."

Wyatt: What? No, I didn't. I said "thanks, ma'am."

Denise: Do you see me as a mother figure, Wyatt?

Wyatt: No! If anything I see you as a smother figure because you're always smothering me!

Flynn: Hey! Show your mother some respect.

[1-moose-2-meese]

Flynn: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve

Lucy: Um... I think you mean cards?

Flynn, pulling up his sleeve to reveal three knives: I do not