#source: jay leno

[according-to-shlorp]

Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Terry

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery?'

Bugs Bunny

[incorrectgrimfandangoquotes]

He saw something below sea level. Yeah, his approval rating.

Olivia, about Nick

[incorrectclonehighquotes]

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

Abe