#source: juno

[incorrectteyvatism]

Lyney: I'll sell you some of my adderall.

Freminet: No, thanks. I'm off pills.

Lyney: That's a wise choice. 'Cause I know this guy, he had this like crazy freakout 'cause he took too many behavioral meds at once and he just like ripped off his clothes and dove into the fountain at the mall and was like, "Blah! I am a kraken from the sea!"

Freminet: I heard that was you, Lyney.

Lyney: ...Well, it was good seeing you, Freminet.

[emmikay]

Shane Hollander: I still have your hoodie.

Ilya Rozanov: I still have your virginity.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: You're, like, the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try.

Casey: I try really hard actually.

[womens-wrongs-activist]

Anakin: Where have you been?

Ahsoka: Just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

[haywire-hetfield]

Dave: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you, and didn't wanna like marry you? James: Like I'd marry you! You'd be like the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV.

[incorrectbatfam]

Kon: I think I’m in love with you.

Tim: You mean as friends?

[incorrect-losers]

Maggie: Where have you been?

Richie: Just dealing with things way above my maturity level

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I think I'm in love with you. Emma: You mean as friends?