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[Mona Lisa was just asked to join the Mighty Mutanimals]

Mona Lisa: Isn't there the issue of me being a girl?

Rockwell: No?

Leatherhead: Why would there be?

Slash: What issue?

Mondo Gecko: Come on, they run the world, listen to Beyoncé.

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April: They all told me Raph would be an asshole.

April: And he is.

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As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

— Mikey, after hearing Leo’s plan

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Leo: Let’s buddy up and look for the Kraang. Raph, you go with Casey.

*Raph and Casey high five*

Leo: Donnie with April.

*Donnie and April smile at each other*

Leo: And I’ll go with…

Leo: *looks at Mikey*

Mikey: Screwed again, my dude.

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Kirby: I went to see your principal today. He says you’re not showing up for class. He says you’re flunking out. He said you… stole their baseballs. April: *smirking into her book* Kirby: You stole their baseballs? Why would you do that- what could you possibly need 500 baseballs for? April: Can we talk about this later? Kirby: Why? You got a big frisbee heist going down at 6?

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I’m a pacifist, but I’d murder somebody for a Pringle right about now.

— Mikey, at some point

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Donnie: This is my latest invention; a device that lets anyone sound exactly like me! Casey, speaking into machine: Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt! Donnie: I am? That's not good news at all, you little-!

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Donnie: I need coffee. Mikey: I need a nap. Leo: I need a vacation. Raph: I need duct tape, a rope, and a shovel.

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Casey, driving: Oh my god! Look! Bisexual lighting!!

Raph: Casey, that’s a cop car! Drive faster!!

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Raph: See that's why you're such a dumbass.

Mikey: Your father! Haha!

Raph: You're my brother! That's your father too, jackass!

Mikey: Oh, yeah...

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Leo: You entered the dungeon and on the far side of the room, you see a door.

Mikey: Can I seduce the door?

Leo: No you cannot.

Casey: Can *I* seduce the door?

Leo: Also no.

Karai: Can I punch Casey?

Leo: *rolls dice* Uh, Casey you take 4 damage.

Casey: Well, I transform into a beaver.

Leo: You do that-

Casey: NOW can I seduce the door?

Leo: Still no.

Karai: I punch Casey again.

Leo: *rolls dice* 3 more damage.

Raph: Can I fight the door?

Leo: No!

Mona Lisa: I also would like to fight the door.

Leo: No one can fight the door!

Raph & Mona Lisa: WE FIGHT THE DOOR!

Leo: You lose!

Raph: I fight you!

Leo: Raph, talk a walk.

Shinigami: Is the door dead or alive?

Leo: It’s a DOOR!

Shinigami: Can I enslave its soul?

Leo: How would you– No!

Donnie: Can I build a better door?

Leo: Do you want to build a better door?

Donnie: I acquire lumber from the surrounding forest.

Leo: *rolls dice* Okay, you do that.

April: Is the door locked?

Leo: No, it isn’t.

April: I open the door.

Leo: You do so. Inside is one small treasure chest.

Mikey: I seduce the treasure chest.

Leo: NO!!

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Donnie: I think we're getting close

Casey: Yeah, I think we're really bonding and getting to know each other!

Donnie: I meant we're getting close to Starbucks.

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[Mona Lisa’s childhood]

Kid Mona Lisa: Commander, I want a pistol with a silencer!

Sal Commander: Sure, if there’s one on sale.

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Leo: We are not beaten. Because we have something Shredder doesn’t. Casey: Hair. Mikey: A soul. Raph, points to the coffee mug Donnie is holding: His coffee mug.

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Leo: This feels odd. Mikey: Aw man! I want to feel odd! Raph: You're odd enough already.

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Mikey: Name a word that starts with L and ends with E.

Leo: Live.

Raph: Loathe.

Donnie: Lignocellulose.