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[While at the farmhouse, Casey and the Turtles are hiking in the woods]
Casey: Hang on, guys. I gotta take a piss.
Raph: Oh, come on!!
Mikey: We’re almost done with the hike!
Casey: I gotta take a piss!!
Leo: You went 3 times already!
Casey: Shut up. I’m trying to concentrate.
Donnie: It’s taking a piss, not the SATs. 
Are you sure this is a good idea? Cause I had the exact same idea, but was embarrassed to say it.
— Mikey, to Casey
April: What are you? Karai: I'm you sweetheart, just give it a little time.
Raph: I have so much trauma…
Mona Lisa: You’re so hot.
Mikey: How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life? Leo: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life.
Casey: You think everyone and everything is beautiful.
Mikey: Maybe that's the real punk rock.
Leo: Do you have anything that's more gentle on the taste?
Mikey: I have a PB&J on whole wheat.
Leo: Whole wheat?! You know I don’t eat spicy food!
Leo: The Mikey I know isn't fit to be responsible for anyone. Including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Mikey opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy.
Leo: And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, "It's basically a smoothie."
Raph: Do you think I've been a dick to everybody? Mikey: ... Raph: I need you to answer me Mikey, please! Please tell me I'm a good person. Please, deep down, just tell me I'm a good person. Mikey: *looks at Raph and sighs* Mikey: Bitch.
[Mona Lisa is teaching Raph how to use a blaster]
Mona Lisa: Okay, go. Shoot your shot.
Raph: Now? Okay, uh…
Raph, smirking: Damn baby, you look-
Mona Lisa: With the GUN!
Raph: Oh yeah, right! Of course. Sorry.
Mikey: This is not the time to take some moral high ground! Leo: You know, I only seem to be faced with these extreme moral choices when I am with you. Mikey: Exciting, right?
Casey: You stole something from me.
Karai: Okay, I’ll give you back your wallet.
Casey: My heart- Wait. What?
April: Here’s a question for all you telepaths out there.
April: …
Sadly, I’m not good at rejection. I’m afraid you’ll have to die.
— Shredder to Tang Shen after she chose Yoshi
[Leo is sleeping]
Donnie: Leo! Wake up, dammit! Raph: Should I slap him? I'll be happy to slap him!
Mona Lisa: What kind of idiot believes in aliens?
April: You’re an alien.
Mona Lisa: Well, yeah, but I'm saying if I was a human I wouldn't believe in this rubbish.