#source: x factor

[incorrecttoppdoggquotes]

Jenissi: He cooked me some chicken, and when he gave it to me...it's all pink.

Xero: Yeah I gave him uncooked chicken but...and he didn't even say thanks though.

[incorrectquotesfromnightcourt]

Mac: I hate to say it, but Dan is right.

Dan: …Why do you hate to say it?

Mac: It just bugs me when you’re right.

Dan: Believe it or not, I find that oddly complimentary.

[incorrectmorpherquotes]

Marco: You realize this is pretty far-fetched, don't you?

Jake: Of course.

Marco: The odds on this panning out are slim.

Jake: Of course.

Marco: We're going to do it anyway, aren't we?

Jake: Of course.