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One death has already been attributed to the wild animal attacks. But listen, it's probably nothing. If we had to shut down the town for every mysterious event that at least one death could be attributed to, we'd never have time to do anything, right?

The mayor of the Animorphs' hometown, probably

#animorphs #source: wtnv

Dan: Why are your sister's ashes in a coffee can? Jordan: Because she's dead, Dad!

#source: due date #dan #jordan #wow dan keep up #i guess i should tag her too #rachel #tw death #this ones dark but i let out an ugly laugh and had to

Ax: You're from Earth. Marco: Not from Earth, I'm from California. Ax: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!

#source: avengers infinity war #ax #marco #animorphs #yes marco knows he's on earth #but more importantly marco is a troll #and ax is so easy to bait

Rachel: All I've ever wanted to do is kill him. A day doesn't go by that I don't think about subjecting him to every horrendous torture he's dealt out to others, and then... end him. David: Aw, so you *do* think about me!

#animorphs #rachel #david #my terrible children #source: batman under the red hood

Ax: You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the scoop. Marco: Well, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.

#source: what we do in the shadows #dont be fooled marco ax is in no way able to judge what cool is #he just wants you to stop leaving dorito crumbs everywhere #marco #ax #animorphs

Rachel: Good morning, Naomi. Naomi: Rachel, would it kill you to call me "Mom"?

#source: ant-man #she's in a mood #rachel #naomi

Nora: Where's Marco? Peter: He went out. Nora: He's grounded. Peter: Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

#peter no #source: mean girls #nora #peter

David: We're both rotten. Rachel: Only you're a little more rotten.

#source: double indemnity #rachel #david #animorphs #sometimes i bet you forget its mostly just kendra running this blog now

Cassie: Marco, have you actually ever heard of tact? Marco: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

#source: buffy the vampire slayer #cassie #marco #animorphs

David: What is your problem?! Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?! Marco: It does, 100%.

#animorphs #source: zootopia #marco #david #it was hard to pick characters for this one #but marco's life is sadder than rachel's

You can learn good self-defence fighting with students in a class. But great self-defence, that you pick up fighting with your family.

Jake and Rachel, probably

#source: burn notice #jake #rachel #animorphs #god i love the berensons

David: What the hell, man! I thought you were supposed to be the nice one! Cassie: What can I say? Every single person I know is a bad influence.

#remember that the rat plan was cassie's idea #source: sam & fuzzy #animorphs #cassie #david

But I'm really good at killing. You might say it's my speciality. That and gymnastics. But guess which one I can actually make a living at...

-Rachel, probably

#source: x-men legends 2 #rachel #animorphs

Jake: You enslaved my brother. Esplin: ...Do you have the slightest idea how LITTLE that narrows it down?

#source: batman beyond #jake #visser three #esplin #animorphs

That's my friends, always looking for new and interesting ways to get killed.

-Marco, probably

#source: battlestar galactica #marco

Cassie: We have a saying on Earth: "One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." Toby: That's idiotic! A million deaths is a million times more tragic than one! It's simple arithmetic!

#source: runaways #cassie #toby #this was almost marco & ax but andalites would eat that quote UP #animorphs

(about Rachel)

David: Damn. That is just a mean lady. Marco: Yeah... you get used to it.

#source: dc comics #david #marco #animorphs

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