#source: @jacketbones

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Rookie: Zia, whats that?

Zia: A mobile light switch.

Rookie: Really??

Zia: Yeah, you can turn off any light with it! But only once.

Sevlaz, several rooms away: i swear to gog if you're holding a gun when i walk in there-

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Zia, running at full speed: sEV, I NEED YOU TO TELL THE GROUP SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!

Sevlaz: ? And that is?

Zia: At the end of this year, we are not screaming “Happy New Year!” we’re screaming “JUMANJI!” to get out of this hell hole.

Sevlaz:

Sevlaz: I’ll tell them right away-

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Crista: I'm a little insecure about my body, do you think I'll look right around these people?

Zia: Who cares, it's your meat suit, not thiers.

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Nailah: I'm going to kill you

Zia: You can't, that's illegal

Rookie: Ce has a point

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Zia: (ranting about hyperfixation)

Crista: (furiously taking notes)

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Sevlaz, Pyaria, & Mintea: Go at a slow pace, they're all just idly spinning and chatting.

Nailah, Florin, Tehlum, Mia, & Kurtiz: They're spinning fast, please slow down-

Zia, Crista, Karius, & Rookie: Spinning as fast as they possibly can, they're all screaming.

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Grimdark Zia: ̪́I’m̭̓ ̘̓th̟̚e̟̓ ͎̠̅͠d̻͝e̖̔ś̻t̞̍r̪̽o̜̩̽̚ỵ͞eȓ̙̗́ of̛̻̝̿ ͛͜uni̯̒v̜͘er̪͆s̡͚͛̀ė̢̕͢s͕͊. Ā̧͛͜n̯͕͋̐ỳ̜̻̀ ̧̆ǫ͒ţ̥̀̃h̰̞͋̑ė̯r l͉̀if͕̊e̦̊ ̛̱f̡̜̍̅o͖̤̎͠r̬̄m͕͙͛̐s ̮̺̏̔d̖͒ȇ̟̫̃s̨̕e̳͐r̟̹̐͋ṿ͡e̫̥͛͌ ͔͆n͍̕ot̲̻͌̚hí͉ň̞g ͓̈́m͇̈o̢̒r̞̎ë́ͅ fr̻͛om͉̑ ̬͛m̮͘ȅ̲ ͙̌ţ͡h̖̝̋̅a͆͜n̡̙̍̆ ̱̓d̹̋ea̳͘t̥̐̑ͅh̞̣̐̌.̟͇̍͘

The Gremlin Gang: (exists)

GD Zia: 

GD Zia: Î̡̳̾’̭̺̀̾m̫̜͊̌ ͞ͅc̆ͅo̞͒n̺̝̓̀f̺͍͋̌l͖͇̊͘i̻͐c̾͟t̢͒e̯̞̎̅d̯͛.

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Zia: You're staying up so late to play games. Come to bed!

Nailah: No, I'm too busy.

Zia: Fine. You're grounded for a week.

Nailah: YOU'RE NOT MY LUSUS YOU CAN'T-

Zia: Two weeks.

Nailah: You iNSOLENT LITTLE-

Zia: Three weeks.

Nailah:

Nailah:

Nailah: ...okay.