Eridan: vvriska, you'vve rained on my glorious parade
Eridan: for this, i'm gonna send evverythin i'vve got at you
Eridan: but i wwon't let you havve the satisfaction of catching me
Eridan: i'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism....
Eridan: *barely holding it together*
Eridan: SPAAYCE!















