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I did some crimes Maria, but you can forgive me, and you will.

Natasha Romanoff (probably)

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Natasha: Do i have a brick?

[Runs out of the room, comes back a moment later]

Natasha: Not for anything nefarious, just to hold him in place!

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Natasha: Look I've been in an IHOP after midnight, stuff happens! and you gotta be ready for it!

Maria: It's true, we knew that going in

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Natasha: Maria, I am so sorry-

Maria: Shh, it's okay, not like it killed anybody

Natasha: Oh. No I, uhh, definitely...

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Maria: Don't you think everyone deserves to feel loved, valued, and safe (except Tony Stark)?

Dream!Maria: Yes, of course (except Tony Stark).

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Maria: Hey Nat, how do you want your eggs?

Natasha: Fertilized.

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Natasha: Don't test me Hill, I will shave my bush!

Maria: *gasp* Okay okay, you win! Anything but that

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Natasha: You know Masha, sleep deprivation has been linked to hallucinations

Maria: That can't be it, I never sleep!

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Maria (to the avengers): If only I'd implanted some sort of tracking device in you, so I could determine where you'd been... Oh wait, I did!

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Natasha: Last time I kinda sweet talked the guy.

Maria: And by sweet talked you mean?

Natasha: Threatened his family.

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Natasha: But pretty things attract government agents, and possums! And you know how horrible they smell!

Maria: The possums too!

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Clint: Did I? Did i do well?

Maria: Well you started to cry and that's what i was going for so, yeah.

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Natasha: Tony is talking shit? I am shocked and appalled! *To Maria* Hey you should cum on my neck real quick so I have a pearl necklace to clutch.

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Maria: Of course i know what a "hush puppy" is! It's what Natasha says to make me melt into a puddle.

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Natasha: Who is leaving all these bodies everywhere?!

Maria: You did that!

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Natasha: alright bra ditchin' time! Three cheers for tittiiiieeeesss!!

Maria: Nat wait!

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Natasha (wearing safety goggles): Are these mandatory?

Maria: The goggles are there for your own protection... Of course they're not mandatory.

Natasha: Okay good *yeets the goggles* These are gonna slow me down

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