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Natasha: Maria, I am so sorry-

Maria: Shh, it's okay, not like it killed anybody

Natasha: Oh. No I, uhh, definitely...

I did some crimes Maria, but you can forgive me, and you will.

Natasha Romanoff (probably)

Natasha: Look I've been in an IHOP after midnight, stuff happens! and you gotta be ready for it!

Maria: It's true, we knew that going in

Natasha: Do i have a brick?

[Runs out of the room, comes back a moment later]

Natasha: Not for anything nefarious, just to hold him in place!

Maria (to the avengers): If only I'd implanted some sort of tracking device in you, so I could determine where you'd been... Oh wait, I did!

Natasha (wearing safety goggles): Are these mandatory?

Maria: The goggles are there for your own protection... Of course they're not mandatory.

Natasha: Okay good *yeets the goggles* These are gonna slow me down

Maria: Don't you think everyone deserves to feel loved, valued, and safe (except Tony Stark)?

Dream!Maria: Yes, of course (except Tony Stark).

Natasha: But pretty things attract government agents, and possums! And you know how horrible they smell!

Maria: The possums too!

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