#source: incorrectgbf

[poisonousfandomsareinsanity]

Felix: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Lily: You're strong

Athy: You're weak

Claude: You're stupid

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Felix: I got a 'Get Better Soon' card from His Majesty.

Lily: That's nice.

Felix: I wasn't sick. He just thought I could do better.

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Athy: Dad, in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Claude: ...

Claude: Roger Alpheus, how tall are you?

[poisonousfandomsareinsanity]

Athy: Aw, I can't believe you have a crush on me~

Lucas:

Lucas: We're gonna be married next month.

Athy: Still!

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Lucas: WHO DRANK MY COFFEE?

Lucas: I'LL FUCKING KI---

Athy: Oh, I did!

Lucas: --ss you and make you some more, Princess :)

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Athy: I'm cold.

Lucas: here, have my jacket.

Cabel: I'm cold, too... :(

Lucas: Hell, bring your own jacket, bastard.

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Athy: (mumbling with food in her mouth)

Ijikiel: I can’t understand you.

Athy: I thought you knew multiple languages.

Ijikiel: This is not one of them.

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Lucas: It’s money that makes the world go round

Athy: I can’t help but disagree with your flawed logic.

Cabel: Tell him! The world’s flat after all.

Athy: Now, I can’t help but want to bash your head in repeatedly.