#source: incorrectheroquotes

[petitprincess1]

Alastor: I'm leaving for three days. Charlie is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

Angel Dust: Mine just says "Angel no"

Alastor: And you can apply that to any situation.

[sariahsue]

Nino: You’re a monster! 

Gabriel: Oh please, what have I even done that’s so bad? 

Nino: You used your son as a marketing tool, then threw him away the second he was no longer useful to you, then turned a blind eye to his cries for help, and you only acknowledged any wrongdoing because your abuse was revealed on national television! 

Gabriel: Well sure, anything sounds bad when you put it in chronological order like that.

[incorrectpot]

Jirou: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later

[incorrectmasks]

Star: I am very focused.

Solider: You're not even looking at me.

Star: I thought I saw something shiny.

[incorrectmasks]

Protégé: On a scale from “damn daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you guys doing?

Star: I’m inbetween “It’s an avacado... Thanks” and “How did you defeat Captain America?” but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger.”

Doomed: Probably “Road work ahead”.

Soldier: I speak many language, but this is not one of them.