#source: minecraft chat

[aro-ace-wither-skeleton]

Sky may be a scientist, but they're still a dumbass at heart.

Sky: OH MY GOD. THEY ADDED. FUCKING....

Coral: ?

Sky: THEY CHANGED THE DOGS IN MINECRAFT!

Sky was slain by Polar Bear

[incorrecthookyquotes]

Dorian: guys guys

Dorian: there was a bird at my window

Dani: rip

Nico: cool

William: did you shoot and stew it

Damien: wth William

William: what

Dorian: no but my sister shouted at it

Damien: William your mentally challenged I swear

William: a mans gotta eat

Damien: No, because you were talking about eating stewed bird

Nico: im super vegan

Nico: I only eat grass

William: yeah, thats normal

William: what do you think chicken is

William: or turkey

Damien: but from a shot out of the sky?

Damien: immediately?

Damien: seriously.

William: well no, it was at a window

Damien: if you shoot it thats fine

Damien: but cooking it right after

Damien: yuck

Dorian: this is a great conversation.

[incorrect-ghost-simulator]

Archimedes: Why is there smoke coming out of my PC?

Morgan: That's gamer smoke. Inhale it to get buffs.

Ella: It was probably stressed out and needed a cigarette.

Rose: This is why they need an air filter, guys.