Ghosting

Things that are DEFINITELY said by the NPCs in Ghost Simulator. This is a 13+ incorrect quotes blog run by a 13+ fan of the Roblox game by BloxByte, meant for general audiences. This blog will contain language and other references, but can be filtered via the tags. I am not associated with BloxByte, and every joke here is done with PUBLICALLY AVAILABLE MATERIAL and does not spoil future plot. Please support the official release.

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-Mod Riley

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*The gang is about to go to the remnant dimension*

Gabe: Shouldn't-n’t someone give a pep pep talk?

Hikari: Go ahead.

Rose: Be careful.

Riley: Don’t die.

Ella: *Holds back a laugh*

Archimedes: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

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Ghastly Tree: Ok, maybe we shouldn't have played "Who Had the Worst Upbringing." Sludge has been crying in a closet for about 20 minutes now. We can’t get them out.

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Adam: Attention is not love.

Jesse: Kindness ain't flirting.

Finsley: Silence is not anger.

Dylan: Digiorno is not delivery.

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Anonymous: Not saying I want to undergo drmonic possession, but it might be a nice little break to have someone else steer for a while.

Anomaly: Listen, someone needs to take the wheel and Jesus ain't coming

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Great Guardian: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

King Krab: Only if you also don't ask why.

King Krab: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

Great Guardian: ...

Great Guardian, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Sludge, panicked: A GIRL JUST ASKED ME OUT.

Subject 1: oh. free dinner.

Sludge: I do not like girls.

Subject 1: but you like dinner.

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Blaze, pulling Luna aside: I recognize this build.

Blaze: If I get up to five miles an hour and dive in at a thirty degree angle, I could clip out of bounds.

Luna, worried: Please don't.

Blaze, already running: WATCH

Luna, screaming: BLAZE, THIS IS FARMTOWN! IT'S NOT GHOST SIMULATOR! STOP!

Blaze: *runs head-first into a wall and ragdolls like a Gmod character*

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Rose: Anxiety!

Hikari: Depression!

Ella, worried: .... and Peggy?

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"I'm an Associate! Wheeeeee!"

-Riley, telling Leo about the Associates

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Hikari: There they are! Hey, Morgan! Ar...

Morgan, laying on a bench: ARCHIEEEE!

Archimedes, head down, back to Hikari, trying to dress a wound:

Morgan: ARCHIE BE GENTLER! DON'T TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES, I'LL FEEL IT MORE!

Hikari: EEK.

*her phone goes off*

AoF Leader: Well, did you find them?

Hikari: Uh... ah! I got an eyelash in my eye! I can't see who those two are!

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"I have crippling depression!"

-Luna, sobbing to the player

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Victoria: What is she doing now?

Archimedes, looking through binoculars: She's just standing there...

Cherry Girl: *doing a Jojo pose*

Archimedes: ...MENACINGLY.

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Morgan: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.

Morgan, pulling Archimedes in: And THIS. Is my weapon.

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King Krab: Everyone here, except me, needs to shut the fuck up.

Magmoraug: *looks at him*

King Krab: ...

King Krab: Everyone here, except me and this dope ass lizard, needs to shut the hell up.

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Great Guardian: I miss my wife, Grimm. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.

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Archimedes: Why is there smoke coming out of my PC?

Morgan: That's gamer smoke. Inhale it to get buffs.

Ella: It was probably stressed out and needed a cigarette.

Rose: This is why they need an air filter, guys.