JLI Polyamory
Batman: Alright, walk me through this again. Who EXACTLY are you dating?
Guy Gardner, sighing: Fine. Bats, this is my girlfriend, Ice.
Ice, waving: Hello!
Guy: And this is Ice’s girlfriend, Fire.
Fire, nodding: Bats.
Guy: And this is Fire’s boyfriend-slash-fuck clown, Booster Gold.
Booster Gold, saluting: That’s right!
(Fire snickers)
(BG’s eyes widen as he realizes what Guy just said)
BG, indignantly: Hey!
Guy, ignoring him: And that’s BG’s husband, Ted.
Ted Kord, waving excitedly: Hi Batman!!
Guy: And YOU should know Ted’s occasional friend-with-benefits, Oracle.
Oracle, from Batman’s earpiece: And you know who I was involved with, QUITE well.
Batman, remembering his foster son’s own sordid love life:...
Batman, nodding slowly: Okay, I get it.
Lex Luthor, tied up and beaten: This is all very well and good, but can we just get to the ‘dragging me off the prison’ part of this little dance?
Everyone else, in unison: Shut up, Lex.
