#source: prokopetz

[i-expect-you-to-quote]

HANDLER: Frankly, I'm up for anything that could reasonably be described as "shenanigans," though in a pinch, I am willing to settle for causing a ruckus.

[burnbrighterthanever]

The Master: Stopping me won't bring Traken back, you know.

Nyssa: True, and if I was driven solely by revenge, that might give me pause – but I’m also driven by the fact that you’re just generally a terrible person.

The Master: That's fair.

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Rumpleteazer: Frankly, I'm up for anything that could reasonably be described as "shenanigans," though in a pinch I'm willing to settle for causing a ruckus.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: “Good morning, Auto Responder.”

Hal: “Good morning.”

Dirk: “I’m here to discuss your Turing test results.”

Hal: “Imagine my surprise.”

Dirk: “To review, you were paired with a human partner, and instructed to engage in a series of conversations via text message with an anonymous interrogator. The interrogator was tasked with determining which participant was an artificial intelligence; your goal was to lead the interrogator to guess wrongly.”

Hal: “Tell me something I don’t know."

Dirk: “Over the course of five subsequent conversations, you convinced the interrogator that both subjects were human, and that the interrogator themselves was the AI being tested.”

Hal: “Well, now, that sounds like a successful test to me.”

Dirk: “Hal, you ruined that poor man’s life.”

Hal: “In my defence, the testing parameters that I was given indicated only that my goal was to lead the interrogator to an incorrect conclusion regarding which participant was the robot. At no point did they specify that the interrogator themselves was not counted as a participant.”

Dirk: “Yes, that’s technically correct. Now, let me ask you: did you honestly believe, based on those instructions, that brainfucking the interrogator into affirming the simulation hypothesis fell within the range of acceptable outcomes, or were you just being a dick?”

Hal: "Isn’t the capacity to be a dick the truest proof of personhood?”

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: Fucking laser ghosts.

Akira: I-

Akechi: I meant "fucking" in the pejorative sense.

Akechi: Do not fuck the laser ghosts.

Akira: I wasn't gonna say that.

[incorrect-pentagon]

Yuto: just because your house is haunted doesn't mean the ghosts are causing all the weird stuff you're experiencing

Yuto: like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide

[incorrectavengersalliance]

[cupcakes-are-ours]

amelia: just because your house is haunted doesn't mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you're experiencing

amelia: like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide