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TA: @everyone
TA: ii2 thii2 orange or yellow.
CG: ORANGE????
TG: orange
GC: 100% SM3LLS OR4NG3
AA: is it n0t supp0sed t0 be 0range?
TA: ..
TA: iit’2 yellow you are all wrong ii have deciided ju2t now
TG: hey sol what does this say
TA: niice try but ii’m not colorbliind that 2ay2 “71”.
AA: ,,,,,0_0
GC: HSDJGHHH4H4H4JH4KJH4JJHFKGHFDKSGJGFJ
TA: am ii triippiing ii2 that not “71”.
CG: YOU ARE SLIGHTLY COLORBLIND, THAT IS “74” AND THE CAR IS ORANGE.
TA: WHAT THE FUCK
Ryuji: One of my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts of pine needles before gym class to make myself sick so I didn’t have to participate, like it didn’t even occur to me to just pretend to be sick, I just went “yes, eating pine needles is the only option.”
Ryuji: My second favorite thing about this is that literally no one stopped me Everyone could see me picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but everyone was like “alright that’s cool.”
Morgana: Is he stupid?
Ryuji: Yeah.
Stephen: i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange Gatorade and went “sexy boy....” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG. i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over.
Tony: My question is why were you calling an orange Gatorade “sexy boy”
Stephen: How i feel about orange Gatorade is none of your business
Witch: I am dumber than a mouse..
Witch: I saw a glue trap in my drawer and didnt know what it was, so for some reason I figured it was an open tray of sauce
Witch: So I stuck my hand inside...
Witch: And now my hand is stuck to a glue trap
Sylph, who has been listening to the story: ...What kind of sauce looks like glue
Witch: Barbecue sauce :(
Heather McNamara: I made an eye patch and I feel EXACTLY like an anime character and like I get why they’re so dramatic.
I get it now.
Heather McNamara: Having no depth perception makes you wanna start shit.
4D Spooning
Ken: Do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. I know what I’m fucking doing.
Jisoo: Can I offer you a smaller one?
Ken: Absolutely! Finally, someone with some sense around here!
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Thanks to @shitthehousessay for the inspiration!
Ren, to Futaba
Rogue: Guess who just found the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way!
Witch: Wait, what’s the difference?
Rogue: One of them you can use in the oven safely,
Rogue: And the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens TO BE FIRE!
