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Veronica: What does “take out” even mean?

Heather McNamara: Food.

Heather Duke: Dating.

JD: Murder.

Heather Chandler: If you’re a mantis it can be all three.

My take on what endermen could look like, you know?

me after stranger things finale

Heather Chandler: Ok Heather, I know why I love the ass we know as Veronica Sawyer-

Heather McNamara: *from the kitchen* She's not an ass you heAtHeN!

Chandler: *sighs* I know why I love her, but why do you?

Heather Duke: *deadpans* Because she's warm an tall and can probably reach the top shelf without climbing on the counter

Heather Duke: pspspspspspspsppspspsps

Heather McNamara and Heather Chandler: *Immediately looking around for the source of the noise*

Veronica: *uncontrollable laughter*

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

Heather Duke: Touch starved

JD: My parents never told me they are proud of me

Heather McNamara: I love Stuff

Veronica: I'm so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

Heather Chandler: Hey pay attention to me

JD: So you're bigender, correct?

Veronica: Yes.

JD: And you're part of the Heathers?

Veronica: Also correct.

JD: And you may or may not change your name?

Veronica: It's crossed my mind a couple times, yea.

JD: And you enjoy fucking with the Heathers?

Veronica: Jason, just get to the point.

JD: Change your name to "Heathen."

Veronica:

JD: Then just put a little sticker over the end of the 'n' in a "hello, my name is," sticker.

Veronica:

JD: It'll look like it says "Hello, my name is Heather!" But then you rip the sticker off, and...

Veronica: *already writing their notice to the newspaper*

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