#incorrect classpect quotes

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Space, sighing: Isn’t there a goddess out there willing to turn me into Medusa so that men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences?

Doom: Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa.

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Wasted sketchbooks

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Time: What gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

Breath, immediately thinking something up: Her/She.

Void, jumping in out of nowhere: Holy shit...that pun was pretty...sweet ;)

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Literally every Knight ever: fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

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Sylph: Mages look at anything flammable and be like “Is anyone gonna burn that?” and not wait for an answer

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Sylph: Hey, anyone wanna tell me why Knight just told me that their shoes are “bitchin”??

Seer, smirking amusedly: I’m assuming the shoes were bitchin.

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Hope: Luckily the atheists are as good at killing me as they are in believing in a higher power.

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Breath: Okay....how do you politely tell somebody you want to hit them with a brick?

Light: “One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Breath, nearly in tears: ...that was...beautiful.