#source: wikipedia

[faxxmodem]

a championship belt is a type of sex toy acquired through physical combat

[smoking-mousetrap]

Where the fuck is mama

[bananamuffin82]

He probably doesn’t even know how to do taxes

[goldenchips]

Number 5!

Compsognathus ("elegant jaw")

A small carnivorous dinosaur that lived on the islands that are now Europe 150 million years ago, they were about 1 meter long (the tail adds a lot of lengt) with a hip height of ~25cm. They hunted lizards, they could run very fast (a study says 17.8 m/s) and probably had great vision.

[high-qualitymoron]

hello to hell and back fandom. here's what all those names from golden idol + the story are referring to, as far as i could find. below a cut because it's kinda long

From the lyrics:

Epione - minor Greek god of healing and medicine

Gethsemane - olive orchard in Jerusalem, where Jesus was arrested before being crucified

Apate - Greek goddess of deceit; Helped Hera trick Zeus into killing the woman he was cheating on her with

Iscariot - Judas’s last name. Betrayed Jesus, famously

From the story:

Tithonus - Also from Greek myth. Prince of Troy, in love with Eros, god of dawn. Also, poem about immortality, which is probably more relevant.

Kismet - Turkish word for fate, specifically the Islamic concept of predestination.

[thessala]

Stephanus Garsia, Beatus de Saint-Sever, Vision of the Son of Man, 11th century, Paris, BNF, Ms. Lat. 8878, f. 121v-122r

[incorrectpuyotris]

Source: Wikipedia:Deleted Articles with Freaky Titles

Transcript:

Ringo: Super Mega Ultra Fun! (by which I mean "Spreadsheet")

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