you and i are bound and gagged together

Incorrect quotes from Puyo Puyo Tetris (and the Puyo series in general), because we can. Submit your own quotes and we'll edit them for you. (Make sure to source them.) ★Help for app users★

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every interaction between klug and feli reads like two 12 year olds on xbox live

[tangydread]

Oh my god, you're right! This is honestly still true 😅

[incorrectpuyotris]

Is this anything?

Source: “MW3 - YOU HAVE UNO!!!” (McLovin Twitch clip) [edited to bowdlerize language]

Transcript:

Amitie: You guys wanna play UNO real quick? I can record that and make that the upload for tonight. Feli: I don't have UNO, so disappear like the Puyos do. Klug: Everyone has UNO, nitwit. It comes free with every single Xbox. Feli: I didn't get it. I have the oldest Xbox known to man. Klug: No you don't! I bought mine on day one, you nincompoop. Feli: Well, mine didn't have i— Klug: You have UNOooo! You blathering fool! Feli: I don't have it, you vile— Klug: YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOO!!! Amitie: *awkward wheeze-laugh* Feli: I DON'T HAVE UNO, YOU FALSE IDOL! Klug: GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, YOU F STUDENT! Feli: I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I CLEARLY DON'T HAVE FOUR, Klug: IT'S A STUPID CARD GAME! THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT! Feli: I DON'T HAVE SIX, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN! Klug: YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING! Klug: IT'S LITERALLY JUST UNO! Feli: I DON'T HAVE UNOOOOO!!! Klug: IT'S COMPLETELY FREE! COME ON! Sig: Is this going on YouTube?

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commercial voice: Mod Klug is now taking commissions!

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Source: Ranking all 200+ Mega Man robots | Unraveled by Polygon, hosted by Brian David Gilbert

Transcript:

Ecolo: Humans are real squishy, really, when you think about it.

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Source: Twitter @ aotakeo

Transcript:

Amitie: “Think twice”?

Amitie: I don’t even think once.

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Source: Wikipedia:Deleted Articles with Freaky Titles

Transcript:

Ringo: Super Mega Ultra Fun! (by which I mean "Spreadsheet")

[incorrectpuyotris]

Is this tumblr still active? I haven't seen any new quotes lately.

Kind of. I’m the only mod who does anything with the blog lately (Mod Squares is MIA), and I haven’t had that much inspiration. Sorry about that, at least our backlog is big. —Mod Klug

[incorrectpuyotris]

source: Game Grumps - Trauma Center: Second Opinion Episode 45

Transcript:

Klug: If you require any additional tools, don’t hesitate to let me know.

Schezo: You’re the “additional tool”.

[tangydread]

Does anybody have a timestamp for this?

[incorrectpuyotris]

11:07, you’re welcome!

[incorrectpuyotris]

Just finished Puyo Puyo Chronicle’s main story mode in Japanese and it was stupid. AMA

(Spoiler meme after the cut)

[incorrectpuyotris]

Can you believe this is actually in the official Valentine's Day Drama CD?

Quote source: Puyo Puyo Drama CD Vol. 3: The Valentine's Day that Overcame Spacetime (original translation)

Transcript:

Ringo: Last year I gave you the milky white substance rich in protein—

Maguro: That ganache was scrumptious★

Ringo: —and what we did the year before that involved something hot and messy that got everywhere—

Maguro: I had fun eating chocolate fondue with you★

Ringo: —so this year I’ve resolved to impress you with something big and black with a wet sheen!

Maguro: Wow~★ Thank you for your meticulously chocolate-glazed cake!★

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Klug: You onerous little usurper! That was my explanation to give!

Source: Final Fantasy XIV

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Quote source: “Swapdown - Puyo Puyo Tetris 2” by Scrubby Schoell

Transcript:

Klug: It wasn’t an accomplishment that I won. It was an expectation!

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Quote source: Touhou 9

Transcript:

Raffina: Normally, if I just arbitrarily go fight someone, the culprit will show up eventually!

Klug: That's not something to brag about, though.

Bonus edit in Japanese:

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source: Randy buys a bookshelf on Gumtree - Randy Feltface

Transcript:

Klug: What was the point of developing opposable thumbs?

Klug: For you to take a photo of your head, post it on the Internet,

Klug: and just STAND BY FOR VALIDATION? 

Klug: No one gives a fuck about your head!

Klug: They only validate it in order to gain permission to post a photo of their own head and stand by for validation!

Klug: The people who give a fuck about your head will, at some point, see it in real life.

Klug: FUCK YOUR HEAD AND THE NECK IT RODE IN ON!

Klug: Your vanity is ssssssssssSSSSSUCKING UP MY BANDWIDTH!

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Quote source: Unknown (Incorrect Quotes Generator)

Transcript:

Ringo: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl!

Tee: Uh... okay.

Ringo: And make out during the scary parts!

Tee: ...“The scary parts”.

Tee: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Quote source: Tumblr

Transcript:

Sig: I know every bug, by the way.

Sig: Personally.