#source: xplodingunicorn

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: You can't just skip to the happy ending!  Peter: I don't have time for their problems. 

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Illusion Steve: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that’s more accurate.

[gen-incorrect]

Jodie: I hate math. Migas: It's very important. Jodie: Then why don't they teach it at Hogwarts? Migas: ... Touché.

[candymeowz]

Mc: Stop arguing with your brothers.

Lucifer: I'm not arguing.

Mc: Then what are you doing?

Lucifer: Being right.

[selinascatnip]

6-year-old Mar'i: Part of me wants a little brother.

Tired Dad™ Dick Grayson that somehow, at the same time, dreamt her into life, and made her by accident (turns out Tamaranian vaginal enzymes break latex molecules although they don't hurt human skin) when both him and Kory had agreed on slow down on the children collecting business: You're out of luck.

6-year-old Mar'i: But a bigger part doesn't want one.

Dick: You're back in luck.

Kory a month later: Well, turns out, silicone is no good either

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Munkustrap: Name a way to be nice to others.

Electra: Don’t stab them.

Munkustrap: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

[kravchikfreak]

camilia: what did you do at school today?

luz: learned about dragons

camilia: your class learned about dragons?

luz: i learned about dragons. i don't know what everybody else was doing

[crackhead-fiends]

Mirio: Name a way to be nice to others.

Eri: Don’t stab them.

Aizawa: Setting the bar low, but I’ll allow it.