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[k9kid]

Laka: *carrying Kainalu over his shoulder like a sack of potatos* I never understood why people love their dumb rookies so much until I got my own dumb rookies.

Laka: * holding Hina under his arm like a slightly smaller sack of potatos* I've only had Kainalu and Hina for a week and a half but if anything happened to them I'd kill everyone in this tower and then myself.

[superdogbiter]

Daisy:*Flirts with Luigi

Bowser:*Stares at them silently

Peach:"You're really quiet today Bowser"

Bowser:"Nobody plans a murder out loud"

[f1inl3ey]

Moose: hello Robin. Surprised to see me?

Robin: well I didn’t say “Bloody Mary” 3 times so yes.

[myherochedaia]

[incorrect-p1h]

Soul: What are you doing?

Intak: Working on something I’m gonna give Jiung hyung for Christmas.

Soul: I thought Jiung hyung specifically said no presents this year.

Intak: Yeah I know, but I asked him what qualifies as a present, and he said anything that I spent money on. Then I realized. My time is worth nothing.

Soul: Sounds like you’re bragging but that’s just a sad statement.

[incorrect-emdt-quotes]

It's so addictive, right? I play so much that when I close my eyes at night, I just see Tetris cubes instead of my normal dizzying array of blood and corpses

Alonso de Entrerrios

[misguided-ghostz]

*Zuko after seeing Katara for first time*

Zuko: Hello 911? I’d like to report a robbery, the victim? My heart.

Operator: Sir, this line is for emergencies only.

[hyperfixation-loto]

Cassandra : *speaking about Mia* You two need to bone. 

Bela : Cass ?! 

Alcina : Excuse me ?

Cassandra : I said you two need to bone. 

Alcina : Hoooow dare you Cassandra, I am your mother. 

5 minutes later : 

Daniela : Wait for it. 

Alcina : *slams the door open* BOOOONE ?! 

10 minutes later : 

Bela : *sipping tea* 

Alcina : *slams the door open* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ?! 

30 minutes later : 

Cassandra : *eating a cookie*

Alcina : Don’t. ever speak to me like that again.