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Cathy: (starts bleeding out) Shit.

Luke:Well, who heals the doctor.

Alex:The clown Pagliacci went to the doctor.

Luke:But doctor, I am a doctor.

JP:But doctor, I octor.

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Luke:You guys remember, right? Those pirated DVDs that are filming the movie theater screen, just a camera aimed right at it- well, not always right at it. Sometimes the corners were cut. And then they made fifty copies and sold it at a stand.

Sissela:That’s how I watched Avatar.

Rio:There’s a few heads in the way, and a person coughing, some sneezes. It’s beautiful. Sometimes a phone rings.

Sissela:It’s like art. People getting up... weird audio...

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(doing a read-through of a (bad) whatsapp message scary story)

Hyunwoo:Ahhh, I'm so scared... crying emoji...

Isol:Then why don't you calls Markus to help you? (glances at the screen and sees it's scrolling slow) Hmm? Calls Markus?

Hyunwoo:Hm? What are you talking about, babe?

Isol:I don't know, perghaps he would protect you better than me.

(Nicky and Eleven say "Ooh!" in unison.)

Isol:Didn't you cheat on me with him? (glances at the screen) Hmm? Right, Leticia?

Eleven:Ooh, caught in 4k!

Nicky:Stops this. Stops this.

Hyunwoo:Whaat, this isn't true.

Isol:It was true!

Hyunwoo:What is this, babe, come pick me up and we can conserve at home!

Isol:No conversations to be had! You cheated on me.

Hyunwoo:Forgive me, babe, it was in the spur of the moment! Please Come quick.

Isol:I'm already here.

Nicky:Ihhhh....

Hyunwoo:Where are you then?

Eleven:It was him!

Isol:I'm in that car you saw. Yeah. In fact, I was already waiting here. Just waiting for you.

Hyunwoo:Oh my god, really? (preemptive laughing from Eleven and Nicky, while Hyunwoo tries not to crack entirely) Babe, stops. Don't scares me.

Eleven:This is on purpose, right?

Isol:You do not deserves my love. You cheated on me. Knows this barbed wire on the street? I put it in there.

Hyunwoo:(breaking character) Oh, you'd do this.

Isol:I'd never sit there waiting in a car.

Hyunwoo:Why would you do thiiiiis?

Isol:To see you like this, hahaha. (short exhale of disbelief) Cheat on me was good, right?

Hyunwoo:Babe, stops.

Eleven:Not the stops!

Isol:Shh shh. I have a secret to tell you.

Hyunwoo:Wha.

Isol:A long time ago i was attacked by something, something very scary. But I manage to get out alive. But in a few days... I started to feel weird! And then, on a night of full moon-

Nicky:No. Stops. Right now.

Isol:I found out that I could turn into an animal.

Eleven:Are you kidding me?

Isol:Rawrrrr.

Hyunwoo:Ouuuh, why a flushed emoji. Stops, I'm scared. Stoppppppp.

Isol:Look at me, look at the front of the car.

Hyunwoo:What are you doing over there? (preemptive laughing erupts) And why are you naked?

Isol:Because I am.

Hyunwoo:Why are you going into these woods?

Isol:It's almost time.

Nicky:Stop the stops! No more stops!

Hyunwoo:Babe, stops. Forgive me.

Isol:Now it's late. (breaks character) Yeah, it's the middle of the fucking night.

Hyunwoo:Please Don't do this, you loves me!

Nicky:Hey, reminder that they're texting right now.

Isol:Goodbye, Leticia. My time is now.

Eleven:And then he turns into a horse! (the epilogue starts running) Oh my gosh! thecopsaffirmthatshewasattackedby a Wooooah, andthisanimalyouregonnaknowwhoitis! That was way too fast to read!

Nicky:I'll give you a dramatic reading. "The next day, Leticia was found dead... The cops affirmed that she was attacked by an animal, and this animal, you're gonna know who it is!"

Isol:The animal is a fucking grammar teacher.

Hyunwoo:Hey, if you don't likes it, don't reads it.

Eleven:Yes, stops.

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Daniel:You wanna do an impromptu roleplay session while this loads?

Lenox:Yeah, sure.

Daniel:All right. Lenox. You are Patricia now, in the center of New York, but you just woke up from a twenty year long coma.

Lenox:In the middle of the crowd???

Daniel:Yep.

Lenox:I'll approach the first guy I see then.

Daniel:There's a guy.

Lenox:"Excuse me, sir"-

Daniel:"SIR?! WHAT?! SIR?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! THIS IS 2050, WE DON'T SAY SIR!" He shoots you twenty times. You died.

Luke:What is this, Forced Order?

Daniel:Yeah, you're forced to do something you don't want to. You next. You are Carlos. You live in New York.

Luke:Okay.

Daniel:You just took a shot to the head and died.

Luke:(laughing) Damn! Okay! I'll roleplay that.

(He fake-collapses.)

Alex:What is this, Mortal Order?

Daniel:You next. Alex, your name is Pedro. You are a newborn baby.

(Alex starts making a baby crying noise.)

Daniel:The doctor's hand slipped and you died. You hit your head.

Lenox:On a corner.

Daniel:On a corner.

Luke:Alex, you are Pedro. You're going to be born in three years!

Lenox:We'll come back in three years with your story!

Daniel:Or not.

Luke:Or not. Depends on the dice.

Luke:"Roll a d20 for me?" He rolls. "20." "Five years!"

Alex:You went down the drain! That's too bad.

Luke:Your parents are having sex! Roll a d20!

#source:felps #black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #danielblacksurvival #lukeblacksurvival #lenoxblacksurvival #alexblacksurvival #i had this idea to frame the drabble ideas i get #basically it's. the whole apocalypse did happen and they freed the subjects #and erebus won but it's still overall apocalypse yet recovering #which gives me an excuse to have them play uno and also to investigate a fucked up place #whenever you see a post like this one know that im thinking 'erebus mission moment'

Eleven:Next, "What are the colors of Garten of Banban 1 (The Opila puzzle)?" A, red-blue-yellow-white-pink, B, reddish-nothing- red-ish -blue-lilac, C, green-whitey-reddish-pink-lilac-orange, or D, square-triangle-whatsapp-strawberry? Vote now!

Rozzi:I think D.

Eleven:Why are you voting D? It's what I asked you to write down! Strawberry??

Rozzi:It's just in-character for you.

Eleven:But I didn't say that! I didn't- This is recent! I didn't go "square triangle whatsapp strawberry"... Four isn't even the right amount!

#source:felps #black survival incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #elevenblacksurvival #rozziblacksurvival #pastel dark chocolate #i won't lie. i still love these two #i also like eleven and isol as a duo but elly and rozzi have a specific dynamic i like #i did make it the fuck up but. what haven't i made the fuck up #like in canon isol isn't necessarily a wisecracker he's just clever and in the manhwa goes for the throat in arguments #but since he makes traps he's inherently kind of a little shit so i write him like a little shit #he's already not afraid to call people stupid (in the manhwa) (he is way more sedated in the agpasses)#(if his agpass was the manhwa he'd look at silvia and go I HOPE YOU DIE. GO AWAY)#arguably that makes my interpretation of him more valid since even canon has different views on him #in any case. i just think it's funny to imagine rozzi's serious no nonsense self near positivity bundle eleven #having a fanfic in the works makes this sort of talk be a bit more like tightroping because i do want things to be nice surprises #to be fair. i will say. i don't actually like nathapon and arda together specifically that was pandering #and then there's characters i love but will straight up not include #example? chiara and emma. trust me i'd love to include them but theres too many people #surviving the algorithm

(They're watching a reality show.)

"First hint: I am old."

"Old man?"

Hyunwoo:Amazing guess.

Nicky:That's it! She got it first try!

"Second hint:They seek me in the depths."

Nicky:Fossils! Sand!

Isol:Water.

Nicky:Natural gas!

Hyunwoo:You guys think that that guy thought of natural gases....?

Nicky:Earth's core! Magma!

"It's in the depths... Magic?"

Isol:Microwave. That is equivalent to just saying microwave.

"No! Third hint:I am in many pieces."

Isol:Coal.

Yuki:Good guess, actually.

Nicky:Grains of magic!

Hyunwoo:Bitcoin! Airfryer!

"Guys, nothing's coming into my mind. Jigsaw, I don't know."

Isol:She is hearing different things from us.

Yuki:It's in pieces.

Isol: DEPTHS? OLD?

Nicky:It's an old jigsaw.

"Okay, sure. Why not. Fourth hint:there is a successful movie about me."

Hyunwoo:Dinosaur!

Isol:In PIECES?

Hyunwoo:Well you don't find the whole dinosaur!

Isol:I'm more skewed to Titanic.

Hyunwoo:IN LITTLE PIECES?!

Isol:YEAH! IN PIECES! WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING DINOSAUR PIECES! THE TITANIC HIT, IT'S IN PIECES!

Hyunwoo:IT'S WAY BIGGER THAN A DINOSAUR!

Isol:THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY PIECES! DINOSAUR'S SMALLER!

Hyunwoo:There's little pieces of the dinosaur fossils!

Isol:And there's little pieces of the big titanic!

Nicky:Guys. Please. It's magic.

"Successful movie..... Space?"

Isol:Moon.

"No. Last one: Millionaires refuse to leave me alone!"

Nicky:Oh. It's just titanic. Cool.

Isol:What?

Nicky:People keep visiting it, and stuff.

Hyunwoo:Oh. Right.

"Pirates of the caribbean?"

Nicky:WOW! At that point you guess anything!

Isol:Magic.

"The answer is Titanic!"

Isol:Titanic.

Nicky:Yeah. I did guess that one.

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(They're watching a reality show on youtube.)

"Reminder that we almost reached 150.000 votes!"

Lenox:Holy shit.

Barbara:Wait wait wait, wait a second. 300 likes. How many views does this have?

Lenox:Thousand, give or take.

Barbara:So how'd we get from here to there? Hm. I mean. Bots.

Lenox:Single vote, single bot.

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"We have here, in the male participants, Bruno, Cauê, José, Victor, Paulo, Marco, Leo, and Robson. In the female cast, here come the baddies! Jennifer, Carol, Nicole, Cara Bassos, Elaíse, Cibele, Maiara, and also Renata. We have some more cast here! We have Douglas, we have Michael, we have-"

Daniel:Why did they do female, male, and then some more?

Cathy:It's the Other option. Girls, men, other genders.

Mai:Rather not say.

Daniel:It's a secret.

Mai:It's a- I'm not telling you my gender. My gender is secret.

Li Dailin:Rest. Girls, boys and the rest.

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