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He looks so masculine here wtf. I’m literally gonna devour him idc.🫦🫦 THE ARM HAIR?!? THE POSE?!?!! THE LOOK????. He’s trying to kill me.

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Drunk - c.s

Warnings: consumption of alcohol, fluff, suggestive? no smut, Chris taking care of drunk reader, DO NOT DRINK UNDERAGE! lmk if I’m missing anything!!

Chris was never the one to drink or smoke. However, you were and he had no issue with that.

It was a Friday night and your friends had invited you to go out to a house party with them, you had asked Chris previously if he was interested in joining you even tho you knew he wasn’t really the party type. He politely declined saying he wasn’t really in the mood to go anywhere and just let you go out and enjoy yourself with your friends.

Unbeknownst to you Chris didn’t really like seeing you in a drunken state, to be honest he didn’t like seeing anyone he cared about under the influence. But, who was he to tell anyone how to enjoy themselves.

It had now been a couple hours since you left, the clock reading 1:30AM, and he was starting to get a little worried considering you hadn’t called or texted him since you left. But he continued to go on about his night not wanting to bother you and just continued spending some time with Nick and Matt in the living room.

It was now currently 2:46AM nick and Matt had gone to their rooms while Chris stood in the living room sitting on the couch with the tv playing a random show at a low volume. But just as Chris was gonna call you he suddenly heard the front door open and a bunch of ruckus. He then stands up heading to the front door where he then sees you drunk and struggling to get yourself up the stairs.

You were absolutely wasted. He calmly sighs as he goes to greet and help you get ready for bed. As he gets closer to you, you practically stumble into his arms.

“Baby what the hell, how much did you drink tonight” he says with his voice laced with concern and a bit of annoyance.

“I’m not completely sure” you slightly slur and giggle as you speak “I kinda lost count after a while”

Chris rolls his eyes and decides to just pick you up and carry you to the room. As you both enter the room he gently sets you down on the bed. You start to giggle a little and look up at him.

“You have to be more responsible baby especially if I’m not there with you, you never know what could happen” he says to you with heavy concern and worry in his tone.

You don’t respond, you simply just grab his hands and start playing with his fingers. You then kiss his knuckles and look into his eyes with a big grin. He shakes his head and smiles back at you. He couldn’t be upset with you. Never.

“Let’s get you into something more comfy before we go to bed, okay?” Chris says to you sweetly while caressing your hands. He turns around and walks over to his dresser leaving you sat on the bed. He grabs a pair of his plaid pajama pants and a graphic tee.

When Chris turns back around to look at you again. You were already eyeing him up and down biting your lip slightly.

“What?” He chuckles

He then looks down to realize you’re rubbing yourself through your pants. His eyes widened and he was quick to shut it down.

“No no no, baby. You’re a drunk mess right now we can’t do anything tonight” he says firmly grabbing your wrist to prevent you from touching yourself.

You put on a dramatic pout and start to whine like a kid who was just told they weren’t allowed to have candy before bedtime.

“Whyyyyyyy” you whine as you fall back on the bed. Chris lightly chuckles and pulls you back up by your arms.

“Cmon you big baby, arms up” you obey and lazily lift your arms up. Chris proceeds to undress you so he can get you into some comfy pjs. He can’t help but look at your beautiful upper half.

“Like whatcha see” you say while smirking slightly. He rolls his eyes smiling while reaching to help you remove your bra. You, being a drunken mess grab chris’s hand and place it on your breast. His eyes widened and his face flushed a little. He snaps out of it and pulls his hand back. He can’t fuck you when you’re out of your mind. He won’t.

He manages to get you into his pjs and under the covers. He proceeds to get himself prepared for bed now that you’re taken care of.

Chris then slides into bed right next to you and pulled you closer into his bare chest.

“But im- im not tired Chris” you protested quietly with a slight hiccup and slurring your words as you started to fall asleep with your head resting comfortably on his chest.

He strokes your hair as your body started to relax and you breathing got heavier. You yawned one final time before entering a deep sleep. Chris smiles into your hair and stroked your back through your shirt carefully enough to not disturb you. But he knew you were gonna have one hell of a hangover in the morning.

Dividers: @bernardsbendystraws

dude. this is my first time writing so please go easy on me lmaoooo. I really hope you guys liked it if there’s tips you have for me im more than willing to hear them.

Love, gabby🩶

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I love when he shoulder shimmy’s🤭

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Just finished my first day of training at my new job🥲 but seeing his face after work🫦😛

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We got a car videoooo😛

Are yall gonna stfu now? And stop complaining?

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I have such love for the triplets but dude…why have nick and Matt been overly bitchy towards Chris lately. like ik sorry but the “they’re siblings” can’t always be a valid answer for EVERYTHING, they be getting on him for nothing like bro was just explaining his thoughts about each item and they’re just yelling and silencing him the whole time for no reason. I’ve been seeing that a lot i personally think it’s unnecessary Chris is starting to be the only one who tries to give positive energy and vibes in the videos. But anyways to add on ima just say yall be ungrateful af!! yall beg them to change so they do but now it’s too much what tf yall want from them? A liver? A kidney?

I just really needed to say this so do what you feel with it🙌🏻

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I don’t understand…

I will never understand why this fandom hates change so much. It’s part of life. I feel like every time the triplets wanna do something different with their channel some of yall NEVER like it. As much as car videos are og and very loved I think it’s nice that they’re doing something new they’re literally doing the same thing they do in car videos the only difference is that they’re on their couch in their HOME COMFORTABLE and happy, and yall are acting like they’re completely different people. The only thing that’s different is the setting, other than that it’s the same Sturniolo Triplets just older and more mature. I really hope this fandom wakes up and realizes that it’s ok for them to switch up THEIR channel and explore and experiment new things. You can’t keep them 17 forever. We all grow, we all change, and that is completely okay. Stop holding on to the past and be excited for the future.

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I got no hair on my tongue atp so..

If you “prefer” 18 year old sturniolo triplets your weird go to therapy especially if you’re older than them it’s fucking creepy idc.

Saying they look old and the age pill got them is disrespectful and rude.

Does basic knowledge not exist in your brains because last time I checked that’s what happens when years pass by YOU FUCKING AGE y’all sit here and act like they look 80 with damn wrinkles and shit.

They look completely fine. In fact they look like GROWN MEN which THEY AREEEEE oooo shocker right?! Ik.

Shit I’m exhausted FOR them yall just keep getting on them for stupid shit then call yourself a supporter when all half yall are doing is in fact just being straight up bitchy cunts who think the triplets owe you anything or should bow down to you just because you spend your money willingly and watch they’re shit. News flash it doesn’t work that way that’s the same as a parent saying “I clothed you, fed you” bare minimum.

What some of yall need to do is get your fucking head out your asses and tree trunks you got up there too. If it’s not their looks it’s their clothing or the people they befriend. Y’all are never ever satisfied and it’s embarrassing.

These men don’t know you or me nor do they owe us anything. So how about we learn some fucking respect or don’t be a fan at all how abt that?.

And this ain’t me dick riding them this is me being one of the sane ones with human decency, common sense, and respect (which is free btw)