#souriisms

[shadysitter]

i just wanna say - i keep accidentally reading your url as “shadyshitter” and i’m so sorry for that - i’m just illiterate 😭

pluto pls you're not the only one, @loetise did the same thing fdsjffsfdsfd

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smash or pass: nick

‘ well… one time i invited her to come, like, smash old beer bottles with me behind the bar, ya know, but she said there was better, like, crap to do with her time. so… heh, pass? ’

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i have never seen b&b and i know this is probably not very accurate - based - on things - but beavis to me is such a soft pure little himbo and i just want to hug him - and i just wanted to say that

Oh no this is pretty much his character. Don’t get me wrong, he’s absolutely rough around the edges, but despite the poor influence from Butt-head, he does try to be a good person. Sometimes. He can be rude, disgusting, and a PIG, but deep down he does have a rly good heart. It’s like a nature vs nurture issue. By nature, he’s a sweet boy just trying to survive in this cruel world. By nurture he can be a bit of a selfish prick, only because he copies Butt-head and somewhat to protect himself.

He’s a DEEPLY complex character, which I’m certain the writers never intended, but he’s mine now. I’ve taken him in. I make the rules.

If you wanna see some canon scenes of beavis you can check out them out here !!

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@souriisms sent: “ don’t  fuck  with  me ,  i  woke  up  at  6:30 . ” (from nick [nicole] franzelli)

beavis eyebrows shoot up, mouth falling agape. he absolutely cannot imagine waking up at that time; it’s just too mind boggling for him. ‘ that’s the middle of the night! ’ looking away, he exhales a long, exasperated sigh. the very thought of starting his day at 6:30 is stressful. ‘ i need at least, like, twelve hours of sleep, ya know? ’

[childrenofslumber]

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

  pluto loves me they really love me.

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“beaver … would you commit a murder for me? if i asked?” - from nick <3

‘ well, yeah. why? is someone screwing with ya? they probably deserve it if they’re screwing with ya. ’

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💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

ICB u disrespected me with chainmail

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💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌

this is so sweet 🥺 if you’re reading this, pretend i sent it to you x