Dec 25, 2019
A&S Pork Store (A&S Fine Foods). 361 Avenue X, Brooklyn, NY. (Photo Date: 12/23/19)
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A&S Pork Store (A&S Fine Foods). 361 Avenue X, Brooklyn, NY. (Photo Date: 12/23/19)
Patricia Deli. 84 Bay 13th St. Brooklyn, NY. (Photo Date: 12/23/19)
Outfit today: shiny black pointy toe oxfords, skinny jeans, black tshirt, black leather jacket, chunky gold necklace, shades. I’m at a coffee shop and it’s in the 60s outside. Can’t ask for much more.
Is there anyone who this ad isn’t condescending to?
Fancy bitch adventures: It’s warm. I’m wearing my fav new teal coat, some shiny Chelsea boots, I’ve got my face on. My doorman asks me where I’m going. I’m going to the tailor. He’s got my tuxedo dress and am coming in for a fitting before he finishes it up for march.
Pic for proof of color.
Scene: I am approaching the front desk of my building at the same time as another resident. He gets there a second or two before me.
He: 5’8” ish, wearing a jacket which covers a pullover. I can vaguely see MD embroidered on the pullover.
Me: 5’4”, wearing a hoodie that says “Live Girls Dance, Dead Men Float” and teal workout leggings. And Birkenstocks.
The doorman looks at both of us.
The doctor or something says, “Ladies first”
I look at him and say “I don’t see any ladies here”. Deadpan. He stammers.
The doorman checks and sees that the doctor doesn’t have any pending packages anyway. He leaves.
I grin at the doorman and pick up my Amazon order of mascara and replacement screwdriver bits.
So I actually loved everything this person was wearing above the calf. Super cute red pants. But I feel like these shoes and socks (while fine independently) teleported from 2006 and are an insane add to the pants.
Since this is my tumblr where I can say whatever I want:
I’m on an anonymous professional app called Fishbowl where people are identified as “Attorney 1” and similar. Someone asked for peoples wins in the “Women in Law” bowl.
I said it was a shit year for me but that I bought a few really expensive vibrators so that helped.
And now I am giving sex toy recommendations to the people in this thread. You’re welcome, fellow women attorneys not having enough orgasms.