The Ultimate Relationship Tag || Accepting Selectively! (we need to be shipping, because this is really long)
Who is more likely to raise their voice? AliceWho threatens to leave but never actually does? NeitherWho actually keeps their word and leaves? NeitherWho trashes the house? AliceDo either of them get physical? NoHow often do they argue/disagree? I mean I think the general amount? Like why did you not take the garbage out? Kind of arguments.Who is the first to apologise? Maybe Bones?
Who is on top? They are switchesWho is on the bottom? They are switches.Who has the strangest desires? Probably AliceAny kinks? Yes, but it’s mostly to be determined. Alice likes bondage, and some roughness but not a lot. Who’s dominant in bed? Switches!Is oral ever in the equation? Always (I changed it to oral because like??? IDK I don’t like calling it head?)If so, who is better at performing it? Both are pretty good, but Bones likely has more experience.Ever had sex in public? No, but maybe in the future?Who moans the most? AliceWho leaves the most marks? AliceWho screams the loudest? AliceWho is the more experienced of the two? BonesDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Usually more on the make love sideRough or soft? Tends toward softnessHow long do they usually last? How ever long it needs to be, like? It depends.Is protection used? YepDoes it ever get boring? NoWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? Her parents house (It probs happened)
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? I don’t think so, but Alice would like to have a child though it’s not a necessity for her.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? NAWho is the favorite parent?NAWho is the authoritative parent? NAWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? NAWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? NAWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? NAWho goes to parent teacher interviews?NA Who changes the diapers?NAWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? NAWho spends the most time with the children? NAWho packs their lunch boxes? NAWho gives their children ‘the talk’? NAWho cleans up after the kids? NAWho worries the most? NAWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?NA
Who likes to cuddle? BothWho is the little spoon? AliceWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? AliceWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? NeitherHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? DependsWho gives the most kisses? BonesWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Horseback RidingWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? The couch or bedWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? BonesHow often do they get time to themselves? Fairly often, at least in the evenings.
Who snores? AliceIf both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Sleep separately for now (I assume as their relationship progresses this will change).If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? It dependsWho talks in their sleep? AliceWhat do they wear to bed? Alice wears a teddy.Are either of your muses insomniacs? No, but Alice does forget that she needs sleep.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NoDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? SometimesWho wakes up with bed hair? AliceWho wakes up first? BonesWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? AliceWhat is their favourite sleeping position? IDKWho hogs the sheets? NeitherDo they set an alarm each night? YesCan a television be found in their bedroom? Sort of? It’s a hidden one.Who has nightmares? Alice does.Who has ridiculous dreams? AliceWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? AliceWho makes the bed? BonesWhat time is bed time? Whenever Bones tells her it’s time for sleep.Any routines/rituals before bed? Not sureWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Alice
Who is the busiest? Both are very busy.Who rakes in the highest income? I think pretty equal?Are any of your muses unemployed? NoWho takes the most sick days? Bones makes her take them.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? NeitherWho sucks up to their boss? NeitherWhat are their jobs? Queen and doctor to the royals.Who stresses the most? Both doDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? EnjoyAre your muses financially stable? Yes
Who does the washing? BonesWho takes out the trash? BonesWho does the ironing? AliceWho does the cooking? AliceWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? NeitherWho is messier? AliceWho leaves the toilet roll empty? NeitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? AliceWho forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? Bones?Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? NAWho mows the lawn? NAWho answers the telephone? AliceWho does the vacuuming? AliceWho does the groceries? AliceWho takes the longest to shower? BothWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Alice?
Is money a problem? NoHow many cars do they own? One, maybeDo they own their home or do they rent? Uh... Neither?Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Fillory or BrakebillsDo they live in the city or in the country? Do they enjoy their surroundings? Alice doesWhat’s their song? Take me to churchWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? WorkWhere did they first meet? BrakebillsHow did they first meet? She was assigned as a tutor of sortsWho spends the most money when out shopping? AliceWho’s more likely to flash their assets? NeitherWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? AliceAny mental issues? Alice has anxiety and other issues nightmares, small bouts of depression, and more problems if it is after she comes back from being a Niffin.Who’s terrified of bugs? NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house? AliceTheir favourite place? Riding horses togetherWho pays the bills? BothDo they have any fears for their future? ProbablyWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? BonesWho uses up all of the hot water? AliceWho’s the tallest? Well it sure as fuck isn’t AliceWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? BonesWho wanders around in their underwear? AliceWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? AliceWhat do they tease each other about? Normal stuff.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? AliceDo they have mutual friends? Maybe?Who crushed first? IdkAny alcohol or substance related problems? Alice doesn’t like to drink much do to her past.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? NeitherWho swears the most? Alice
