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(Space Buddha)
ピーターと狼
Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which button you press. No one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our representatives are busy.
Space Buddha, Mental Hotline
small brain : worrying about near term financial goals
normal brain: worrying about that one is saving to little for retirement
big brain: worrying that one is saving to much for retirement
exploding brain: worrying that one doesn’t worry about money in a way directly proportional to costs but instead favours some categories more than others.
space buddha: worrying about the space buddha meme form properly.
Space Buddha - Land of the Wolves
"Land of the Wolves" by Space Buddha
posted in r/music
Space Buddha - Walk Thru Time
"Walk Thru Time" by Space Buddha
posted in r/Trance
Mental Hotline
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership. If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn’t matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s and grandmother’s maiden names. If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.