May 14, 2018
Recurring Theme: Anakin Skywalker, Deadbeat Employee
OH MY GOD. OK, so the next chapter literally begins — I am not exaggerating — with Padme SENSUALLY FEEDING ANAKIN SPACE GRAPES. It’s somehow even better and funnier that ANAKIN’S the one being fussed over here like some kind of fancy princess, because OF COURSE HE IS. JFC, Skywalker. Just to reiterate: Obi-Wan was off gathering important information that could save countless lives at great personal risk, and in the meantime Anakin was off BEING FED GRAPES IN BED BY HIS SECRET WIFE. I promise I’m laughing as I say this? But FUCK YOU, ANAKIN.
Read More: Wild Space, Part III: It’s a Hard-Knock Life -- SNARK WARS
#this is a rerun#but i am doing some site work on snark wars#and I just reread this entry#and I made myself laugh#(who saw that one coming)#SPACE GRAPES#ANAKIN FFS#I just love that Wild Space has YET ANOTHER TIME#where Obi-Wan is busy doing ACTUAL WORK#and Anakin and Padme are just like#rolling around and making out#WHY STAR WARS#at least invite obes to the makeout party
