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[desperatelyseekingcannibals]

{ Mads Mikkelsen in Colour } ~ { Drab Chicken Brown }

Mads Mikkelsen as Elias in Men & Chicken

[eldbitch-horror]

Day 18 - Patient

Adam the computer doctor and Elias with a lot of porn and a lot of feelings. I felt like the date portion would be boring so I didn’t write it... opinions? 

“I told you not to turn off your security, and not to download just anything, even if it does seem legitimate.” Adam was very irritated at his client, but he knew better than to be snappy. He had to take extra classes just to get to a point where he could work with the public after all.

“I didn’t turn off the security! I wouldn’t ever do such a thing. How could you insinuate I am so stupid?” Elias huffed through his nose with irritation, lips pursing and his eyes going wide for a second. Adam stimmed nervously,

“I’m not calling you stupid, I’m just explaining why you shouldn’t do it.” Adam knew very well that Elias had both turned off the security, and downloaded dubious content. Pornography. His computer was riddled with it. He seemed quite unashamed of his collection, since it was all over his computer, uncensored. It wasn’t tucked away in a secret folder or put in a folder at all. Most images and videos he seemed to download directly to the desktop and open from there. Adam figured he didn’t know how to download it any other way. Though he didn’t seem to care anyways.

“It has a mind of its own, the stupid thing does whatever it wants and I can’t control that. I don’t download anything that isn’t legitimate. I’ve paid for some of this. Well. Someone paid for it anyways. Currency was transferred that’s all that matters.” Elias was obviously flustered, and trying to hide it. Lucky for him Adam wasn’t clueing it at the moment, trying to solve the issue on his PC.

“I’ll try to download a more simple... “ He thought about his words, remembering some of his training, “A better security program.” Something that wouldn’t need as much maintenance. Not that this was did either, but this might actually stick.

The real truth was that Elias liked Adam a lot. He thought he was pretty, he smelled nice, and was very smart. He didn’t have the courage to ask him on a date, so he kept downloading whatever looked sketchiest. He did have a nice porn collection though, but it was unrelated. Mostly. The first time Adam came, it was because he had downloaded something especially nasty, and it came with malware or spyware or something like that. Elias couldn’t remember. Today, however, he was going to do it. He was going to ask Adam to go out to dinner with him. Away from his brothers, because they were all idiots.

Adam finished his work, sighing softly. “It’s all done, it should be fine now. Just be careful.” He smiled, though it was a little forced. Elias didn’t even care, it was a pretty smile.

“Ah yes, thank you. Very swift. Couldn’t have done better myself. Wonderful. Thank you.” He wanted to run out of the room. But he was a strong bull! He could do this! “Would you go out with me?”

Adam stared at him in silence for quite some time, hands actually flapping now. He took deep breaths, trying to figure it out if he should or not. His lips twitched before he spoke, “I guess, if you really want to. I don’t like restaurants.” He wasn’t sure why he was saying yes. He hadn’t been on a date in a long time. Nobody had shown such bold interest. He liked that.

“No restaurants? Well then we can…” was a Cafe a restaurant? Yes he supposed so. “We can have dinner at your house!” Adam wasn’t so sure about that either, but at least he was guaranteed mac and cheese that way.

“Okay.” was his simple reply, “What time, what day?”

“Tonight?” Elias asked hopefully, beaming, smiling from ear to ear. His cheeks were so round when he smiled.

“Okay, my last appointment is at 5. So maybe around 7.” That was his usual dinner time, so it would be perfect if only Elias would agree.

“Yes! Perfect. Tonight at 7, I will be there. Give me your address, quickly, please.” Adam quickly scribbled it down, feeling nervous still. Elias was now being loud, which was annoying. After a short exchange, he left.