my ascension in the da2 ship trash pile
it only takes five steps to reach the top people, don’t try this at home
hawke/fenris
hawke/anders
anders/fenris
carver/fenris
carver/cullen
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from Maldives

seen from Germany
seen from Portugal
seen from Italy
seen from Japan
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from Argentina
seen from Japan
seen from South Korea

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from China
my ascension in the da2 ship trash pile
it only takes five steps to reach the top people, don’t try this at home
hawke/fenris
hawke/anders
anders/fenris
carver/fenris
carver/cullen
please understand that i haven’t talked to anyone in 72 hrs (besides the pizza guy) and i haven’t talked in english for so long in FOREVER, so if i sound incoherent THAT’S WHY (cringes @ own voice)
i was waiting for my dao to dl on steam and was going thru anaeolist‘s old posts when i found her meme EHEHE so i was like it’s 2am let’s do this
here’s the meme questions
State your URL and where you live.
When did you first start playing Dragon Age?
Console or PC?
Which Origin did you play first?
Tell us about your first Warden.
Did you romance someone in Origins? What was your favourite part of the romance?
What was the hardest quest for you in Origins? What made you want to rage quit?
Carver or Bethany?
Did you stay with the default Hawkes or went custom? Tell us about your Hawke if so.
Favourite DA2 romance and why? If you didn’t romance anyone, tell us who your Hawke got along with best.
What is your favourite quest in DA2?
What are you most looking forward to in Inquisition?
Out of the announced romances, who are you most looking forward to romancing?
What race of Inquisitor are you planning to play as first?
Tell us about the Inquisitor you have in mind. What do they look like? Name some of their daily habits.
What do you expect to happen in Inquisition?
Explain your silliest headcanon for anyone in the series.
If you had to pick one of the companions to live with as a roommate, who would it be and why?
Who are you most looking forward to seeing from Origins in Inquisition?
Say anything you want to end your post!
Kabe-don masterclass by Señor Hernando ➥aka How to Tame Your Hot Shot Superstar Boyfriend
omg maybe if marvel actually do a whole team up thing, we could have Captain America, Gambit and The Thing. Then tiny Jamie kicks everyone's ass at tap, Chris does his best (lmao) and Channing does whatever he wants bc I really don't know what style of dance he actually does but he'll kill it none the less. I don't understand though, why would this make me happy????? wtf?????
that sounds legit, and it makes me very happy too, dear anon
but consider this scenario too pls:
chris and jamie doing a tap dance off, channing sees and wants to join in, learned it in five seconds, gets the other two even more competitive, so chris and jamie goes all out, and channing, who also hates losing, starts doing his own dance (he’s prob modern/street dance i think?), it escalates to strip tease in two minutes (b/c competitive remember?), chris gets distracted (lbr chris totes want to learn strip dancing), jamie also gets distracted, for other reasons
and the dance off ends up being the three of them grinding together, with jamie between one classic flavor dorito and one potato flavor dorito
where is this fic i want five
Jamie Bell on AOL Build
just in case
if anyone needed this
Moves Like Tatum – GQ’s 2012 Men of the Year Photoshoot (2/2)
Photography by Sebastian Kim Video by Gordon von Steiner
Moves Like Tatum -- GQ's 2012 Men of the Year Photoshoot (1/2)
Photography by Sebastian Kim Video by Gordon von Steiner